The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
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I'm still not as salty as you
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Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. 
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Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid LUL ?
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Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid 
? Iām a god xDxDxD xD look at the most perfect pyramid. Try like me! Canāt without dank meme And now look it will be o very tall Can you do a 5 line pyramid? What about 6 lines XD Try it! Copy it! Here itās 8 it is 9!
? Iām a god xDxDxD xD look at the most perfect pyramid. Try like me! Canāt without dank meme And now look it will be o very tall Can you do a 5 line pyramid? What about 6 lines XD Try it! Copy it! Here itās 8 it is 9!
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God I want Zarya to be real
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God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iām sorry I kept referring to Fredās liberally mayoād oven-roasted chicken sub as a ābukkake specialā. Iām sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iām extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling āETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?ā in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
EU is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport
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EMEA āEarliest Movement to Every Airportā is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %
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