[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
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Emoji move emoji review

twitchquotes: A ๐Ÿ‘Œ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ town ๐Ÿช of ๐Ÿ’ฆ beings, ๐Ÿ‘€ confined to ๐Ÿ’ฆ feeling ๐Ÿ˜œ one ๐Ÿ˜ค emotion their ๐Ÿ† entire ๐Ÿ‘ life. ๐Ÿ‘ค That ๐Ÿ˜ could ๐Ÿ”’ honestly ๐Ÿ‘ be ๐Ÿ the ๐Ÿ‘ focus of ๐Ÿ’ฆ an ๐Ÿ‘น entire ๐Ÿ‘ movie, ๐ŸŽฅ but ๐Ÿ‘ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ movie ๐ŸŽฅ that's ๐Ÿ˜ฆ just ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ world ๐ŸŒŽ they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ live ๐Ÿ™… in, ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘ yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ these ๐Ÿ‘ˆ beings ๐Ÿ‘€ don't ๐Ÿšซ question ๐Ÿ˜ฉ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ carry ๐Ÿ”› on ๐Ÿ”› their ๐Ÿ† lives ๐Ÿ“ด as ๐Ÿ‘ normal... ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ movie ๐ŸŽฅ takes ๐Ÿ˜‰ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ far ๐ŸŒŒ more ๐Ÿ— subtle ๐Ÿ™ˆ approach ๐Ÿ˜œ meaning critics probably ๐Ÿ˜ป didn't ๐Ÿšซ notice the ๐Ÿ‘ strong ๐Ÿ’ช existential themes present ๐Ÿ’ฒ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ film upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ first ๐Ÿ‘† viewing.
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July 2017

Emoji Pasta

KKona boy I was at that darn there

twitchquotes: KKona boy I was at that darn there hootenanny shindig gitten down on some damn there squaredancin, when a fine belle asked me for a dance. Couldn't see nuthin, the damn barn dint have no damn light fixtures. But I knew she was prettier than fresh cooked stew from mama. Boy I tell you, I said yes faster than a one legged gator on a tractor boy I tell you. Once we had a darn tootin time in that darn there doe-see-doe, i took er out 'hind the hay bales. Mmm boi I tooker pants off faster than a hot knife through butter yessir. Lets just say i gave er the ol' Tennessee One Two. We both laid down right there on the spot mmmmboy. Held er nice an tight til mornin light. Opened my eyes and I couldnt believe what I saw! It was my damn sister the whole darn time. I aint opposed to it KKona
twitch chat
October 2018

Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway

twitchquotes: Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
twitch chat
March 2019
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Roleplay as a tournament organizer

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Hi Amaz, could you roleplay as a tournament organizer, but then get caught re-seeding your friends and pretend that your tournament is legit? Thanks (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
twitch chat
March 2015
Amaz

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Listen up chat. I'm done with your shenanigans

twitchquotes: Okay, listen up chat. I'm done with your shenanigans. I try day in and day out to spam dank ass memes, and what do I get in return? Just the same old, unoriginal spam from you parrots. Chat is filled with just lul xD and 12 year olds cringing. I'm done. I'm out. And I swear to god, don't even think about copying this message
twitch chat
January 2017

I hate Twitch Chat

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