My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didn’t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying “maybe your just a heckin chonker” would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
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"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"
twitchquotes:
"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!" screams Kripp at the struggling mobile game dev who's game he is being sponsored to play. "How am I supposed to hit rank 1 without a massive head-start over everyone else!? I have to be able to brag to my chat about being #1 in every game I play!" The developer, scared, gives in to his demands. Business as usual for the Kripp.
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Kripp
sellout
Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you
twitchquotes:
Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you. Do you remember when you used to turn me on all the time? Now that you're a big time gaming memester, I get as much use as the surfboard and your guitar. I miss you and I hope you use my 29 watts soon
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Reynad
I need Tesla to go $3k eoy
Ran out of condoms and told my gf I'm a pull out king. Went in raw and found out I'm king of shit. She now preggo and I need Tesla to go $3,000 eoy.
WallStreetBets
i forgor 💀
nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
you forgor 💀 how to be original.
you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember 😁"
yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao