[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
August 2021
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Navy Seal Copypasta in uwu

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LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

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