Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion
There is 7.8 billion people on earth
If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion
This is why we must #TaxTheRich
What happened to this ad? :(
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Szechuan sauce at McDonald's
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Rick and Morty
GME to the moon
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Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!
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β°[βΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β―Ahoy, matey! Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!β°[βΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β―
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Reynad
CSGO becoming Russian
twitchquotes:
As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing Π»ΡΡΡΠ΅ and better. I stopped making silly ΠΎΡΠΈΠ±ΠΊΠΈ and Ρ got vastly better at not ΡΠΌΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡΠΈΠΉ to the enemy ΠΈΠ³ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ. For the Π½Π°ΠΈΠ±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ part, everyone I've met was helpful and Ρ
ΠΎΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΉ, there Π΅ΡΡΡ the ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠΊ however. As Π― ΠΏΠΎ-ΠΏΡΠ΅ΠΆΠ½Π΅ΠΌΡ play csgo Π²ΡΠ΅ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ ΠΈ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅, Π― ΡΠ²Π΅ΡΠ΅Π½, ΡΡΠΎ Ρ Π±ΡΠ΄Ρ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΡ. Π― ΡΠ΅ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΄ΡΡ ΡΡΡ ΠΈΠ³ΡΡ Π΄Π»Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅Ρ
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CSGO
Alien through telescope
twitchquotes:
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β β β β β ο½₯οΎβ β β β
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β β ο½₯ο½₯β β β β΄β β β β β β β οΎβ β β *β οΎβ β β β
β β β ｑο½₯β β β β β β β I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES π 
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β β β ｑο½₯β β β β β β β I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES π σ σ
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