PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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Today is the day I copypasta
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(ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΩΝ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΩΝ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ
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Kripp
SCANNING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED
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THIS SCAN HAS FOUND β NO β PERSON(S) WITHIN A 1000 KM RADIUS WHO ASKED.
Who Asked?
Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable
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Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable, his gray eyes burning. 'im going to CHUGGA,' he murmurs, his voice full of longing. I brace my self for his cold hard thrust. his ice lance pierces. As he presses closer, my breathing quickens. He has lethal, my body explodes.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed
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Kripp
KappaPride
It's me Tanner from High School
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It's me Tanner from High School. I'm sorry for bulling you in class. Now I'm trying to be a better person and make amends. Please accept my apology. I am on the 12 steps program and trying to recover from alcoholism since I was diagnosed with a rare disease called ligma Just kidding nerd!! I'm gonna keep slapping Veronica's ass and driving around in my Dodge Charger. I gotta go to the gym. Good talk!
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