[Copypasta] I hate taking shits

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting
April 2022
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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃถโฃฟโฃถ โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถ โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โฃฟโฃ‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‰โ ‰โฃฟโฃถ โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟ โ €โฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ €โฃฟโฃถ โฃคโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃค โ ‰โ ‰โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ ’โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟ โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰ โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ ‰โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃคโ €โ ›โฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃถโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃถ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃญโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰
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Kripp when do you start being a sellout?

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Just wondering when you're going to start selling Nvidiaโ„ข Tshirts and Cups?, Or even better, Do you think we can get some HyperXโ„ข ram discounts on G2Aยฎ? While you're at it, I think you should have some giveaways for Subwayยฎ Giftcardsโ„ข?
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YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE

twitchquotes: You all think these are copypastas. YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE, it is not a fucking joke. I am trying to CON-VER-SATE. You are so socially inept to even do this and I canโ€™t carry you in this like everything else since it takes two to conversate. Pay attention. Think thoughts. Just do anything. I swear I donโ€™t even know how your parent can tolerate you.
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January 2022

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