I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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It is canon that Kermit the Frog caused 9/11 in the Muppet universe
In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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βοΈβοΈβοΈATTENTION 2003 KIDSβοΈβοΈβοΈ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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im not homophobic, just extremely racist
Hi i got suspended from reddit for the "what are you fucking gay" comment and just wanted to say that it was a joke and i thought that it could obviously be seen as one but i guess it wasnt. So yeah im not homophobic, just extremely racist, sorry if i made you feel bad, all my homies are allies of the lgbtq community. idek if you reported it maybe you got the joke but better safe than sorry and all that
We can't blame market
To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did.
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I'm Tanner jr. btw!
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Hi Kripp, I just turned 5 years old! My dad says I'm pretty good at this game at that I should watch your stream to learn how not to play bad. He says he stole your high school girlfriend. Oh yeah, I'm Tanner Jr. btw! Nice to meet you!
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