I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Daddy, where do dongers come from?
twitchquotes:
(=βΩΝβ=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=βΩΝβ=) γ½( ΝΒ° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)οΎYou see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger. γ½( ΝΒ° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)οΎ
twitch chat
Kripp
IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE
twitchquotes:
BUG TEST π IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE β 
twitch chat
Hearthstone
Chat Test
Kripp, eat chicken
twitchquotes:
Kripp this is Dr. Zeus Stromboloupolous. We need you to immediately star drinking MILK and EAT chicken at least once every week. Otherwise RIP is veganiro pepperoni
twitch chat
Kripp
twitch chatting requires a BIG BRAIN
twitchquotes:
If you think about it twitch chatting requires a certain level of intelligence considering the vast number of emotes, knowing which scenarios to use them, and remembering how to spell them (including capital vs lowercase letters)
twitch chat
Ruski Constituski
twitchquotes:
HELLO CHAT. My NAME Sergei Copypastavich from Russia. You all steal my family name and violate copyright law 459.53 of Ruski Constituski. I sue all of you and me and Putin laugh and play in pile of twitch monies. As they say in amarica F*CK To YOU, Pay to me!!
twitch chat
Reynad