I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Are you going to pay for another pizza?
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Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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Kripp
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salty
AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES
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MOSHI MOSHI ๐ 
RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES ๐ NEED BACKUP ๐ ARIGATO ๐
RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES ๐ NEED BACKUP ๐ ARIGATO ๐
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Weebs
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Imaqtpie, where are you listening to this VILE music?!
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QT have you no shame? Listening to this VILE music full of cussing and vulgar language, N word this, N word that. I mean is this really what you want you viewers to be influenced by? I expected more from you Michael 'imaqtpie' Santana.
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imaqtpie
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Red is the color of blood and thatโs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
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*switches back to Zay๐ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐ but you didnโt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐
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