Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
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I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk
I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and Iβm a fucking Twittard but I donβt care, Iβm the richest man on Earth. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me βTechnoking of Teslaβ and respect my right to manipulate dogecoin prices. If you canβt accept me youβre a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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It was dinner time at the Apex GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Lassiz looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Lassiz begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Lassiz releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner.
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have you ever had a dream like this?
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Get a life nerds
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Honestly though, copy-pasting the same thing over and over again, how dumb can all of you be? The more i post it, the funnier it gets 
You guys are so easy to trick into spamming. Get a life nerds
You guys are so easy to trick into spamming. Get a life nerds
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