[Copypasta] I hate the French language

I struggle to find the right words to describe just how much I hate the French language. I'm not racist but I think the world would really be a better place if all French speakers just stopped speaking French and learned a normal language. Nothing about this language remotely makes sense, or is even internally consistent. Why are there so many silent letters? Half the words have pronunciations which somewhat resemble their spelling, and the other half seems like French people just decided to add a bunch of letters so they can act like they're better than everyone else. The language seems like it's deliberately constructed to be as difficult to learn as possible. Why the hell do verbs have different conjugations for you, me, he/she, we, you(plural), and them? Even the English language doesn't have that many arbitrary conjugations. I made an honest attempt to learn French, I really did, but the language is just filled with bullshit rules for grammar and everything else. Whichever way you look at it, it's almost as if French is constructed to be as difficult to learn as possible. For real, English isn't my first language but I learned it just fine; trying to learn French after that feels like bashing my head against the wall. This is somewhat irrelevant, but I've heard that some French speakers who speak some English like to pretend they don't speak it when you talk to them. Why do you have to make life difficult for everyone, I'm not going to make fun of you for speaking English poorly. That's not even mentioning how metropolitan French has a superiority complex over other variations of French, all neutral observers will agree that they are equally shit. Also I've heard that some French speakers tend to discriminate against people who speak a local dialect of French, as if one version of a language is better than all others. Sure, the same thing happens with English, but at least the English language doesn't suck.
April 2022
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas

Elephant

β–‘β–’β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“(O)β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–ˆ β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆ
November 2014

Forg

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠀⠴⠢⠢⠀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⑴⠛③⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£€β£ β ΄β’Šβ •β Šβ ‰β ‰β ‰β ’β‘˜β €β €β €β €β €β €β ‘β£”β£šβ££β‘€β£€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£€β£ β ΄β –β ‹β β €β €β »β£Ÿβ£‹β£™β »β ₯β žβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ‰β €β €β €β €β’³β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£€β‘΄β –β ›β ‰β €β’€β‘”β ‹β ‰β‘€β €β ”β ’β ’β ’β β šβ ›β ›β ›β ›β “β ’β ’β ²β €β €β €β €β ”β‘²β šβ €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£ β‘΄β šβ ‰β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ ³β ¦β ”β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ ‰β ‰β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β’ β‘žβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘Œβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⒰⣅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β£Όβ β €β’€β£ β €β Άβ Άβ Άβ Άβ Άβ’€β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β’ β‘˜β’¦β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£Ώβ €β ­β£²β‘¦β‘΄β’Ύβ‘Ÿβ β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β‘‡β €β£Όβ ‹β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ’³β‘€β €β €β €β €β ™β’¦β£™β£„β£€β£€β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘β €β €β €β£Ώβ‘Όβ ²β ½β †β €β €β €β € β €β €β °β‘‡β’°β‘‡β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£³β €β €β €β €β €β €β£―β’¬β ±β£Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£Έβ’€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β£§β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β‘΄β ƒβ €β €β €β €β €β €β β ˆβ “β šβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£°β ƒβ €β£³β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠸⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠒⠻⠯⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠾⠿⠭⠭⠴⠦⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ ›β “β ²β Άβ’¦β£„β €β’ β£€β šβ’Άβ Ίβ Ώβ Άβ ³β Άβ Άβ Άβ ¦β ¦β €β ΄β Άβ Άβ ’β ‹β β ‰β ‰β ™β ’β ’β ’β ²β –β šβ ‰β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ’·β£ˆβ£Ώβ ›β Άβ ·β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ‰β ‰β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €
February 2021

M-mr Kripp could you p-please stop crying

twitchquotes: monkaS ☝️ m-mr kripp could you p-please stop crying
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

Graham Stephen is stingy

Graham Stephen the kind of guy that suck his own pp and cum in his own mouth to save tissue
December 2020

WallStreetBets

Why is Jake even a meme?

twitchquotes: Why is Jake even a meme? Are really so inconsiderate and stupid so as to think that its funny? You just post it like its some kind of joke, when in reality, Jake is a serious player at the top of his game, and deserves your respect. For this reason, I refuse to spam J LUL KE
twitch chat
March 2018
Text-to-Speech Playing