[Copypasta] Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!
May 2022

CSGO

This copypasta refers to CSGO pro player Jame, who is an AWPer on the team (https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Jame)
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