[Copypasta] Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!
May 2022

CSGO

This copypasta refers to CSGO pro player Jame, who is an AWPer on the team (https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Jame)
I used to be a real ad
More CSGO Copypastas

This player is fantastic

twitchquotes: This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
twitch chat
July 2020

Classic

CSGO

Taco did we come back?

twitchquotes: Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now." Teammate: "Did you come back?" Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."
twitch chat
November 2019

CSGO

i'm an mibr fan

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿคก not so smart ๐Ÿคก cry when i can ๐Ÿคก you guessed it right ๐Ÿคก i'm an mibr fan ๐Ÿคก
twitch chat
June 2020

CSGO

Shots 1-5 clearly missed

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
March 2021

CSGO

Boom PepegaAim

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € PepegaAim โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € LULW โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๓ €€ ๓ €€ ๓ €€
twitch chat
December 2019

CSGO

More CSGO Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing