"why are you gay"
i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him đđđ so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Thanks for backseating
On behalf of the Streamer and whole chat I would like to extend our greatest gratitude for your invaluable care about this hardstuck challenger players mental state, since after 10 years of streaming he is not able to control his anger and tilt. Your contribution to helping him get over his weak mentality and becoming an untiltable champion of the top lane will never be forgotten!
League of Legends
I'm just a memer
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ă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ 
â just a memer ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ăă˝ă˝
â just a memer ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ď˝ăă˝ă˝ď˝ă˝ăă˝ă˝
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Forsen
Classic
Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?
twitchquotes:
(â˘âŁâ˘) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( ͥ°âÍĘâŽÍĄÂ° ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
neverlucky
Nigerian Prince Haseem
I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much
I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj
He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice.
My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.
xQcOW