[Copypasta] why are you gay

"why are you gay" i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him 😏😏😏 so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
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Lower case is for the lower class

twitchquotes: β•°ΰΌΌΰ² Κ–Μ―ΰ² ΰΌ½οΎ‰ LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS β•°ΰΌΌΰ² Κ–Μ―ΰ² ΰΌ½οΎ‰
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TempoStorm = Illuminati

twitchquotes: Those 2 names share 4 letters. Half way between 2 and 4 is 3. Hyp3d also has a 3 in his name. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati is a triangle. TempoStorm = Illuminati CONFIRMED MATH CANT BE WRONG GUYS
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i peed white

twitchquotes: i peed white widepeepoHappy
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Fapping to Reynad

twitchquotes: anyone else fap to reynad?
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Ape

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