[Copypasta] why are you gay

"why are you gay" i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
May 2022
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Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
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June 2016
Kripp

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Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously

twitchquotes: Dear Twitch Chat users. Do u think its funny to copy pasta everything you see? Copy that, pasta that. Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously, and when i come here my mind explodes. Please, respect copy pasta. For me, it's about religion.
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April 2015
imaqtpie

MIC VOLUME TOO LOW

twitchquotes: ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ”๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผญ๏ผฉ๏ผฃ ๏ผถ๏ผฏ๏ผฌ๏ผต๏ผญ๏ผฅ ๏ผฉ๏ผณ ๏ผด๏ผฏ๏ผฏ ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผท ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ™๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ„
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Reynad

Mic Muted

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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March 2015

Classic

Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
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March 2014
Kripp

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