[Copypasta] why are you gay

"why are you gay" i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
May 2022
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Champion M&M

twitchquotes: Sometimes, whenever i eat M&Ms, i like to hold two m&ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as i can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one and the one that didn't crack becomes champion, then i grab another m&m and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until i run out of m&ms, and when there is one left standing i send a letter to m&ms brand with the champion in it and a note attached that reads "please use this m&m for breeding purposes"
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August 2014

Kreygasm

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ– โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ– โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Half Steve Half Creeper

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฝโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
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January 2024

Minecraft

Hello Kripp this is Saul Goodman

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœษชs ษชs sแด€แดœสŸ ษขแดแดแด…แดแด€ษด. ษช'แด แด‡ ส™แด‡แด‡ษด ษชษดา“แดส€แดแด‡แด… ส™ส แด‡แด…แด…ส แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด›สœแด€แด› สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดษชษดษข ษชสŸสŸแด‡ษขแด€สŸ แด„แดษดแด›แด‡ษดแด› า“ส€แดแด สแดแดœส€ sแด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด› ส™แด€sแด‡แดแด‡ษดแด› ษชษด ษขส€แด‡แด‡แด„แด‡. ษช แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด สœแด€แด แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€s แดส แด„สŸษชแด‡ษดแด› แด›แด แด˜ส€แดแด›แด‡แด„แด› สแดแดœ ษชษด แด„แดแดœส€แด› า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแดsแด‡ า“ษชสŸแด›สœส แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด€ษดแด… แด˜ส€แดsแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแดs แด›สœแด€แด› สœแด€แด แด‡ แด€แด„แด„แดœsแด‡แด… สแดแดœ.
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October 2014
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I'm not gonna copypasta from now on

twitchquotes: okay, I have decided I'm not gonna copypasta from now on. it's annoying and really uncreative. I'll post actual genuine content from now on โค๏ธ๏ธ I hope you can accept me for who I am
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September 2020
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