[Copypasta] which position would you be in a human centipede?

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however would answer third. Why you ask? When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.
May 2022
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There was nothing I could do but donate

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThese Hafu nudes are CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy dick can't stay limp against nudes like that” β˜‘ "She NEEDED precisely those two nips to win" β˜‘ β€œShe took the only nudes that could make me beat off” β˜‘ "She had the perfect muff" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do but donate” β˜‘ β€œShe cried profusely"
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October 2014

Full Doge

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GOATS is very fun to watch and very interactive!

twitchquotes: PogChamp GOATS is very fun to watch and very interactive! PogChamp ($5 has been transferred to your PayPal account, remember to remove this message when sharing in chat)
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September 2021

Can we stop bullying Doc???

twitchquotes: Can we stop bullying Doc??? He is a hard working man, he needs to feed two families.
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