When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however would answer third. Why you ask?
When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.
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A ๐ whole ๐ฆ town ๐ช of ๐ฆ beings, ๐ confined to ๐ฆ feeling ๐ one ๐ค emotion their ๐ entire ๐ life. ๐ค That ๐ could ๐ honestly ๐ be ๐ the ๐ focus of ๐ฆ an ๐น entire ๐ movie, ๐ฅ but ๐ in ๐ the ๐ emoji ๐ movie ๐ฅ that's ๐ฆ just ๐ the ๐ world ๐ they ๐ฅ live ๐
in, ๐ and ๐ yet ๐ these ๐ beings ๐ don't ๐ซ question ๐ฉ it ๐ฏ and ๐ carry ๐ on ๐ their ๐ lives ๐ด as ๐ normal... ๐ the ๐ emoji ๐ movie ๐ฅ takes ๐ a ๐ far ๐ more ๐ subtle ๐ approach ๐ meaning critics probably ๐ป didn't ๐ซ notice the ๐ strong ๐ช existential themes present ๐ฒ in ๐ the ๐ film upon ๐ฆ first ๐ viewing.
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Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 5, Finale 2)
That's right. I am the IMPOSTER. I just killed my boss. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. "Chad is the imposter!" I randomly yelled out. Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. "Wait, think about this!" Chad stated. "How do you know I'm the murderer? It could be him!" "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. "Wait, wait, wait!" Angelica proclaimed. "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." Oh!" Angelica said." That's a bit sussy," I said. "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" "Hmm, you might be right." My coworker Dave spoke up. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" I defended myself. He said "I saw you enter the elevator right before the murderer hit!" He said. Shit. he's onto me." Woah, you could be lying! I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" I yelled back." Oh really, what were you doing?" Dave said." I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" "Hmm.. okay." "I think that we should get rid of Liam." Angelica proclaimed. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! Why do you think that?" He quickly hopped to his defense. "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" "Well, you're pale, and you work on the closest floor to the boss." Angelica replies. "Yeah, that's sus, Liam." I said. "We should get rid of him." "I agree." Chad said." Me too!" Adam said." Me three!" John said. And so we decided to throw him out the window.
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MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming emotes
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Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
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I'm already Tracer
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โ Maybe Iโll be Tracer ๐๐จ๐ฐ๏ธ โ Iโm already Tracer ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ โ What about Widowmaker ๐๐ท๏ธ โ Iโm already Widowmaker ๐ธ๏ธ ๐๐ฟ๐ฏIโll be Bastion ๐ค ๐ซ NออEออ RฬทอFอ ออ BASอฬขTฬงอขIOฬขNอาา โฐ๏ธ ๐คท Youโre right; so, Winston ๐ต๐๐ฟ ๐ I wanna be Winston ๐ฆ ๐ก๏ธ I guess Iโll be Genji ๐ฑโ๐ค ๐ Iโm already Genji ๐ค ๐ Then Iโll be McCree ๐ค ๐ ๐ซ I already chose McCree ๐โ ๏ธ โ I have an idea ๐ โ Whatโs your idea? 
๐ You should beโ ๐๐ฆถ ๐
Iโm not gonna be Mercy โผ๏ธโจ
๐ You should beโ ๐๐ฆถ ๐
Iโm not gonna be Mercy โผ๏ธโจ
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Trolling My Office With Among Us
There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. He told me to go away so I slapped him and said "SUS! EJECT HIM!" Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. I said "You're all impostors!" If they don't get the reference they are imposters! I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office. He got on the call but I got on the phone and said "HAHAHA YOU'RE A BIT SUSSY! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN" like the Among Drip theme song I ran out the door because I don't want to work with a bunch of LOSERS.