[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

HeyπŸ‘‹ there you πŸ‘ˆπŸ€‘ STAR⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ! KnowπŸ€” what day 🌞 it isπŸ€­πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”? You πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ guessed πŸ€” itπŸ˜†πŸ˜†, its may πŸ—“ the girth🌭🌭 be with you πŸ‘ˆ day πŸ“†. These are definitely πŸ’― the voids⚫🍩I'm lookingπŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈ to fill πŸ’¦πŸ€°. Stopβœ‹βœ‹ doing the handπŸ†βœŠβœŠ πŸ’¦solo and darth πŸ’€ maulπŸ‘„ this p***y😺😹😽. Time πŸ•πŸ• πŸ•£ to get πŸ‰πŸ”› princessπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ leia-dπŸ’. Daddy πŸ†πŸ‘¨πŸ΄ πŸ˜‰πŸ’–πŸ’¦vader better πŸ‘ force πŸ– choke🀞🀞πŸ’ͺπŸ‘ me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣babyπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage πŸ—‘ chuteπŸ—‘οΈπŸ‘πŸ‘, flyboyπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸš€. Cant 🚫 ruleπŸ‘‘ the galaxyπŸ’« so I'll πŸ“ just settle πŸ‘ for UranusπŸͺ. Send⬆️ this to all πŸ’― your πŸ‘‰ other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ!!!! If you πŸ‘‰πŸ€– get πŸ‰ 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are a dirtyπŸ˜›πŸ˜«πŸ˜˜ wookie 🐢. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are granted πŸ©πŸ™πŸΎ a seatπŸ’Ί on πŸ”› πŸ”›πŸ”›the seNUTπŸ’¦πŸ’¦. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ are a padaHUNπŸ˜˜πŸ’‹. If you πŸ‘‰πŸ˜­ get πŸ‰ 2️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘€β€ are a real 😍 Jedi πŸ—‘πŸ‘Ž mastwhoreπŸ’―πŸ’˜πŸ˜©πŸ™ˆπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ
May 2022

Holiday Emoji

Emoji Pasta

Holiday

I used to be a real ad
More Emoji Pasta Copypastas

Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks πŸ“ŠπŸ“ go up πŸ“ˆπŸ’Έ, my dick goes too πŸ†β¬†οΈπŸ˜³. Bullish πŸ‚ market 🏬 makes me hard πŸ¦΄πŸ’¦. All the countries πŸ³οΈπŸ΄πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸπŸš©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ try to recover πŸ”„ from corona 🦠 so the money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ flows 🌬 into my pocket πŸ’³. Soon πŸ”œ there will be a crash πŸ“‰πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜– and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes πŸ•³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βœ‚οΈπŸ†πŸ©Έ if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out πŸ‘…πŸ˜Έ. I must turn into a bear πŸ‚βž‘οΈπŸ» and make 🀌🏼 more money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done βœ… I’ll throw a party πŸŽ‰πŸ·πŸΎ and eat your ass πŸ‘…πŸ‘.
October 2021

Emoji Pasta

WallStreetBets

VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man πŸ‘³ fueled by the banned πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ salt in the spam πŸ’―
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Emoji Pasta

SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜€πŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ LOOKS LIKE THE πŸ—TURKEYπŸ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTπŸŒšβ€ΌοΈ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL β˜€οΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπŸ•‘ FOR THE BOYS 😀πŸ’ͺ🏼TO FOCUS πŸ‘€ ON THEMSELVES πŸ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ† SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
twitch chat
September 2020

Simps

Emoji Pasta

GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE πŸ’¦ THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT πŸ’­ IT WAS DROWNED πŸŒŠπŸ‘» ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE πŸ‘‰ IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING πŸ† BUTTHOLE πŸ‘β­• WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️
twitch chat
August 2019

Emoji Pasta

This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek. πŸπŸπŸ’°πŸ’° Upsnek β¬†β¬†πŸ”œπŸ”œ in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you βœ‹βœ‹ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies πŸ’°πŸ’° again Beware!! βœ‹βœ‹βŒβŒYou😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!πŸ•›πŸ•§πŸ•πŸ•œπŸ•‘πŸ•πŸ• You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸπŸ’°πŸ’° again!!
twitch chat
April 2019

Emoji Pasta

Text-to-Speech Playing