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Hey👋 there you 👈🀡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🀔 what day 🌞 it is🀭🧐🀔🀔🀔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🀔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁 to fill 💊🀰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💊solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***y😺😹😜. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👞👞👞 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👚🐎 😉💖💊vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🀞🀞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍌 yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑🍑🍑, flyboy🊞‍♂🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✚🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🀖 get 🉐 5⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏟 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💊💊. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣5⃣ back⬅⬅ you 👈🏌 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏌👀❀ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂
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👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏌from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏟 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍟👅 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏌 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💊🀒🀧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💊🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏌 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏜 those 👐🏜 legs 👐🏜 and count down ⬇ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏟 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍟🍟 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2⃣1⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3⃣6⃣5⃣ days 😍😍😍
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HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💊💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩‍⚖⌛down the 🌈 sexy 🀧🀰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🀀🊶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍💞 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻‍♂ aLITo. 🐷💚 the opinion is a 💊🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❀‍🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻‍♀👌 guaranteed federal 😀 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❀‍🔥🫡everyone who 🏳‍🌈💊 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🀔 to fund 💞🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👌 donate to 🧑🏌‍🍌🀑abortion funds! get yo 📞uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍌that everyone 🔜should have 👩‍⚕🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❀😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅟WHORES to secure abortion 📫🀝rights in ameriCUM 🀀🇺🇞if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩‍⚖🀀in law 📞👠
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Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🀳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯‍♀🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🀀😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧊🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🀪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅟AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
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Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌜 DAY‌ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇞🇺🇞 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌜💊💊💊 These POUNDING 🔚⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆⬆ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗜👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💊💊 Abraham LinCUM 💊💊, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👊🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👊🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💊💂💂 Share in ♋ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔚that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇞 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💊💊💊💊💊 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑
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