[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey👋 there you 👈🀡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🀔 what day 🌞 it is🀭🧐🀔🀔🀔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🀔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁 to fill 💊🀰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💊solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***y😺😹😜. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👞👞👞 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👚🐎 😉💖💊vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🀞🀞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍌 yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑🍑🍑, flyboy🊞‍♂🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✚🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🀖 get 🉐 5⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏟 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💊💊. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣5⃣ back⬅⬅ you 👈🏌 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏌👀❀ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂
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🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💊

‌ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‌On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍜 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀👯👯‍♂ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏌 to all 🥰 that’s important ❀ to us: Family 👚‍👩‍👧‍👊, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇞, and DICK! 🍆🌜👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🀲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌜🌜 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀, just like your 🊃 THOTSgiving 🊃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🀞🏌‍♀in the air 🀞🏌‍♀and prepare to get ➡ STUFFED 🙀! After dinner,🍎it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👚🏜‍🊳 how 🙏🏌 thankful 🙏🏌 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🊎 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💊 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📀 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀you are thankful 🙏🏌 for! If you get 0⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🀮 If you get 5⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌜 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💊YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
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Aye 😂 Yuh 👌🏟👀 Uh 😔😀 Skrrrt 💚🀔 I 👁 hate 😡 people 👫 who have a different 😡 skin 💅🏻👑 color 🎚 from me (x32) instrumental 🎺 break 💔 I 👁👀 hate 😡🌚 people 👫 who have a different 👀❓⁉ skin 💅🏻👑 color 🏳‍🌈 from me (x32)
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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta

Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚶🏟 MLK walked🚶🏟🚶🏟 so I could run🏃🏟Obama ran🇺🇞🏃🏟🏃🏟🏃🏟 so I could fly🙏🏜🊅🊅 Hugh👎🏻 died💀☠ so I could nut😫🐇🍆💊💊 #RIP
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

‌‌HOLY FUCKING 🖕👊 SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG 💰 US 🇺🇞 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👚‍❀‍👚👩‍❀‍👩 US 👚 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💊🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔎 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💊🏃🏃‍♀ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🀔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1⃣ FIXING 👟 O2 🅟 🀬😡🀬😡🀬😡🀬🀬😡🀬🀬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🀔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🀣😂🀣😂🀣😂😂😂🀣🀣🀣😂😂😂
March 2021

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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden

The results 📈are in and our gurl 💃🏻 sanders is out 🏳‍🌈. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming 💊💊 to DOMINATE🀌‍♂ our HEAD of state 🍊 and his bitch💁🏻‍♀ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse 🍆🐎 and is ready to touch 👋🀫😈 the hearts 💞of all Americans 🇺🇞. Cum erection day 🗳 y'all sluts better fill that hole 👉🏻👌 next to biden and relase✊ America's aching 🀀throbbing 😮 desire for green 🀑🀑energy, a ban 🛑on those naughty big black guns💪🏟, and more money to pay💵💰💞 those slutty nurses 👩‍⚕💁‍♀ to make us all feel better 👄🥎. Cum 💊 hoevember help the needy 👅🧎🏻‍♂ by supporting big daddy Biden 👚🏻‍🊳and naughty Nancy💁‍♀👏 and give dirty Donald 🎩, bitch McConnell 🐢, and those filthy 😷😏 reSUBlicans🐘 blue balls🔵. Send to 🔟 of your most deviant 😈democrats. If you get 5⃣back ur a Biden bitch 💅🏻💵. if u get 🔟 u will spend a hot 🔥 December⛄night with those skanks at the ERECToral 😏🍆 college 🏛.)
May 2022

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