[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey👋 there you 👈🀡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🀔 what day 🌞 it is🀭🧐🀔🀔🀔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🀔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁 to fill 💊🀰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💊solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***y😺😹😜. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👞👞👞 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👚🐎 😉💖💊vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🀞🀞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍌 yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑🍑🍑, flyboy🊞‍♂🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✚🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🀖 get 🉐 5⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏟 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💊💊. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣5⃣ back⬅⬅ you 👈🏌 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏌👀❀ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂
May 2022

Holiday Emoji

Emoji Pasta

Holiday

What happened to this ad? :(
More Emoji Pasta Copypastas

RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta

Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚶🏟 MLK walked🚶🏟🚶🏟 so I could run🏃🏟Obama ran🇺🇞🏃🏟🏃🏟🏃🏟 so I could fly🙏🏜🊅🊅 Hugh👎🏻 died💀☠ so I could nut😫🐇🍆💊💊 #RIP
January 2024

Emoji Pasta

COCKtober emojipasta v2

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

President's Day Emoji Pasta

ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚚🚚🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞time to hop onto that founding father dick🍆🍆🍆👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻or should i say founding DADDIES!!!😩😩😩🙌🙌👅👅💊💊 out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMORE☄☄⛰🏔🏔george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh ❄❄🌬winters🌬❄❄ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets🌪💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky 🙋🏻to my bill clinton🙋‍♂ baby and i wont deny i had 🍆🍆♋sexual relations♋🍆🍆 with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs💞💞🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂✍🏻send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES👞🏌🇺🇞🇺🇞👞🏌who will throw the nastiest neck🍆🍆😩😩🙌🙌🌬💊 on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY😊😊💙🚚❀ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight🐱🐱💊💊🙌😩😩😩😩😩🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞
February 2024

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

President's Day

🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💊

‌ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‌On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍜 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀👯👯‍♂ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏌 to all 🥰 that’s important ❀ to us: Family 👚‍👩‍👧‍👊, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇞, and DICK! 🍆🌜👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🀲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌜🌜 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀, just like your 🊃 THOTSgiving 🊃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🀞🏌‍♀in the air 🀞🏌‍♀and prepare to get ➡ STUFFED 🙀! After dinner,🍎it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👚🏜‍🊳 how 🙏🏌 thankful 🙏🏌 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🊎 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💊 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📀 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀you are thankful 🙏🏌 for! If you get 0⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🀮 If you get 5⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌜 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💊YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
August 2021

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Thanksgiving

NSFW

Holiday

👻BOO! Srry did I scare you?

twitchquotes: 👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👜😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻
twitch chat
September 2017

Emoji Pasta

Text-to-Speech Playing