[Copypasta] I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my รผbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
January 2024
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bro iโ€™m more japan than you

twitchquotes: bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro iโ€™m more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you donโ€™t, i bet you donโ€™t even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first
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June 2019

Weebs

No one RIOTS on my watch

twitchquotes: ฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'ฬตะท=เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ=ฮต/ฬต/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ[} ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it's off to jail. ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'ฬตะท=เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'ฬตะท=เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ
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October 2014
Trick2g

LilZ

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–Œโ–“โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
November 2014

Now I am nolife

twitchquotes: โ–ฌโ–ฌฮนโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•๏บค As I สœแดสŸแด… แด›สœแด‡ sแด€แดแดœส€แด€ษช sแดกแดส€แด… แด›แด แดส sแด›แดแดแด€แด„สœ แด€s I แดกแด€s แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›แด แด„แดแดแดษชแด› sแดœแด…แดแด‹แดœ, I แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด˜สŸแด€ส Cแด€sแดœแด€สŸsแด›แดษดแด‡... I ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แด€ แด›ษชแดแด‡ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ Kส€ษชแด˜ แดกแด€s NแดสŸษชา“แด‡... ษดแดแดก I แด€แด NแดสŸษชา“แด‡...ษขแดแดแด… ส™สแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ -โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•ฮนโ–ฌโ–ฌ
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December 2014
Kripp

K3soju dating FIRST or EIF

twitchquotes: K3soju met that cute girl. They talked a lot, she seemed perfect. Caring, funny and also unbelievably pretty. He felt that she is the one for him. Once, during their long night conversation, he asked her how many boyfriends she had before him. She said - only one. Michael got furious. "There's no way. I'm not playing for second! I'm FIRST or EIF" Then he muted her and never met her again.
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January 2022
k3soju
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