I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my รผbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
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NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.
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NOT. FUCKING. SELLING.
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NOT PRESSING โSELLโ ON 1. FUCKING. SHARE.
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IโLL GO TO $0.00 BEFORE BILLIONAIRES GET ONE MORE PENNY FROM US.
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CANโT STOP. WONโT STOP. GAMESTOP.
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TOMORROW, I THINK IโLL BE HOLDING THE LINE. MAYBE MAKE SOME TENDIES, TOO.
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IโLL SEE EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL APES ON PLUTO SOON, AND ITโS GOING TO JUST BE A SEA OF SPARKLING DIAMOND.
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I LOVE YOU, ALL, AND IโM NOT SELLING, AND IโM NOT FUCKING LEAVING. NOT ONE. FUCKING. SHARE!!!
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WallStreetBets
Kripp.... how do I say this
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Kripp.... how do I say this. You aren't as good as you used to be, your quality of both decks and play have deteriorated significantly. At this point I think I'm a better player than you which makes me very sad. Your decks have no balance between curve and minion quality, tar creeper?! Really? In zoo! As much as you sell it as one, zoo is not a control deck. At least not a conventional one.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iโm sorry I kept referring to Fredโs liberally mayoโd oven-roasted chicken sub as a โbukkake specialโ. Iโm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iโm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling โETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?โ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Misogynist Pig Kripp
twitchquotes:
you have an "!imgay" response but don't have an "!imbi", "!imtrans*", "!imfurry", "!imreallyacat", or "!imfeminist" response? misogynist pig kripp
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Kripp
Chinese gibberish copypasta
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่ฃไบฎ่จ๏ผๅ
ๅธๅตๆฅญๆชๅ๏ผ่ไธญ้ๅดฉๆฎใไปๅคฉไธไธๅ๏ผ็ๅท็ฒๅผ๏ผๆญค่ช ๅฑๆฅๅญไบกไน็งไนใ็ถไพ่กไน่ฃ๏ผไธๆๆผๅ
ง๏ผๅฟ ๅฟไนๅฃซ๏ผๅฟ่บซๆผๅค่
๏ผ่่ฟฝๅ
ๅธไนๆฎ้๏ผๆฌฒๅ ฑไนๆผ้ไธไนใ่ช ๅฎ้ๅผต่่ฝ๏ผไปฅๅ
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ๅธ้บๅพท๏ผๆขๅผๅฟๅฃซไนๆฐฃ๏ผไธๅฎๅฆ่ช่ฒ่๏ผๅผๅปๅคฑ็พฉ๏ผไปฅๅกๅฟ ่ซซไน่ทฏไนใๅฎฎไธญๅบไธญ๏ผไฟฑ็บ้ซ๏ผ้็ฝฐ่งๅฆ๏ผไธๅฎ็ฐๅใ่ฅๆไฝๅงฆ็ฏ็ง๏ผๅ็บๅฟ ๅ่
๏ผๅฎไปๆๅธ๏ผ่ซๅ
ถๅ่ณ๏ผไปฅๆญ้ไธๅนณๆไนๆฒป๏ผไธๅฎ็ฏ็ง๏ผไฝฟๅ
งๅค็ฐๆณไนใไพไธญใไพ้้ญๆธไนใ่ฒป่คใ่ฃๅ
็ญ๏ผๆญค็่ฏๅฏฆ๏ผๅฟๆ
ฎๅฟ ็ด๏ผๆฏไปฅๅ
ๅธ็ฐกๆไปฅ้บ้ไธใๆไปฅ็บๅฎฎไธญไนไบ๏ผไบ็กๅคงๅๅบๅธซ่กจ
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EtrnlWait