[Copypasta] I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my รผbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
January 2024
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Iโ€™m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
twitch chat
November 2019

Hearthstone

Monkey D. Luffy

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ คโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ คโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฒโข‹โ โ ‹โฃ›โฃณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข€โ  โฃดโ —โข€โ ฅโ ‚โขโ คโ คโ คโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ›โ ›โ ‰โ —โ ’โ ฒโขคโฃ€โ € โ ฐโ ƒโ โ €โ ‹โก โ €โ ฎโ คโ คโ คโ คโกคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฝโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก† โ €โ œโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข โฃคโฃ”โฃ’โก’โ ’โ ‚โ โ €โก€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโ € โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข„โกดโ ‹โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโกŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โก โ โ ‰โขธโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ โ €โ €โฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ™โ ‹โ ดโ ›โฃฟโข›โกฟโ ฌโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˜โ นโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโก‡โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˜โ ‰โขฐโฃฏโกŠโ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ ˜โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ›โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโขฒโฃ„โ €โ ’โ ‚โ €โฃ€โขดโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโ €โขปโฃฟโฃถโฃดโฃพโกŸโขธโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŽโ €โข€โฃ โกคโ ‚โข โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ™โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ ™โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‰โ ‰โข‡โ €โ ˆโก‡โ ˜โฃโ €โกฟโกฐโ €โ €โข€โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ —โ ’โขฟโก€โ ธโกˆโฃ โ งโ žโ ‰โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
May 2022

One Piece

Minecraft, but he's torturing my cock and balls.

In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my cock and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out. Also, according to Youtube statistics, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free and you can always unsubscribe. Enjoy the video.
June 2021

Hi chat i comerino from amsterdamerino

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twitch chat
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League of Legends

Everything points to Amogus

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March 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Classic

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