I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
What happened to this ad? :(
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This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnβt change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your βjokesβ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say βoh Iβm almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyβ????? Youβre not. Saying βpenisβ or when asked to say a joke βmy lifeβ isnβt fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of βhumourβ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. βSo leave the subβ that wonβt fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your βjokesβ. Develop a sense of humor or just get outπ
Take the Κβ’Ν‘α΄₯β’Κ or the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
twitchquotes:
ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½ Hey Kripp, You take the Κβ’Ν‘α΄₯β’Κ - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½
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Kripp
Tit flanders
Sheldon says BAZINGA
"I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer" Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline. "Why not? Don't you like the internet?" The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen. "I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble." The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction... "BAZINGA" In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.