[Copypasta] I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
January 2024
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Hey Balls, I'm trying to learn to play Darius

twitchquotes: HEY BALLS, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY DARIUS. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX DECIMATE LIKE YOU DECIMATED FNATIC, CRIPPLING STRIKE LIKE YOU CRIPPLED FNATIC'S CHANCES OF GETTING OUT OF GROUPS,OR APPREHEND LIKE YOU APPREHENDED ALL FIVE OF FNATIC FOR A PENTAKILL.
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Riot Games

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