[Copypasta] Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A. It has come to my attention that you brutally brofisted a small defenseless Kitten in its adorable face live on your stream moments ago. If you do not apologize and rub his little tum tum for 20 minutes on stream, I will be forced to punish you to the fullest extent of the law. You've been warned...
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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Horrible attack on my privacy

twitchquotes: Dear Mr Morosan, I was unaware of the fact that upon subscribing to your channel full of top notch casual gameplay, my personal rights would be violated. I did not ask to be "fisted". I hereby demand a public apology and a stack of OJ cartons as compensation for the psychological scars this horrible attack on my privacy has caused.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Addicted to copy pasta

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. You got me addicted to copy pasta you sick ***. I was 19 and on my way to my dream job when you first gave me a hit of this junk. Now I'm cappucino dongeringos in back-alleys just for another copy pasta. I'm chasing that first high and I'm scared I'll rip in pepperinos soon if I don't find help. Pls no crop a dingo pace the rhino my story.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret

twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｋｒｉｐｐ ｓｔｒｅａｍ οΌ°ο½’ο½‰ο½“ο½ο½ο½”ο½οΌŒο½ο½™ ο½…ο½™ο½… ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｓｔｒｅａｍ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｉ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½“ο½Œο½…ο½…ο½ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½—ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ο½“ο½Œο½…ο½ο½”.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: β˜‘ always 1 hr late β˜‘ 20 minute intro β˜‘ bit sleepy today β˜‘ foodie time β˜‘ constant salt/complaining β˜‘ 1 hr of actual gameplay β˜‘ ending stream early β˜‘ no stream tomorrow
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp
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