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Ｗｈｅｎ ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ ｔａｌｋ ｔｈｅ ｍｕｍｂｌｅ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ａｗｋｗａｒｄ． Ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ ｇｅｔ ｒｅｋｔ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｋｒｉｐｐ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ａｔ ｏｎｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｃｒｉｎｇｅ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｕｎｍｏｄ ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas
Kripp's lettuce points
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The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Tanner from High School
We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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Kripp
I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC
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(sponsored message) WOW! I love the way this game looks. The graphics are great and the framerate is perfect! I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC and just moving over to mobile because this seems like the far superior product. Thank you Kripp for showing me this amazing new game.
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sellout
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Hafu is jealous of Rania
twitchquotes:
Ｋｒｉｐｐ！！！ Ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｓａｄ ａｎｄ ｊｅａｌｏｕｓ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｓ ‘‘ｕｎｄｅｒｆｌｏｗｒ’’ ｈａｖｅ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｓａｌｔ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ， ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｔａｌｋ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｇａｉｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｌｏｖｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｍａｄｅ ｉｎ ｃｈｉｎａ ｗｉｆｅ Ｈａｆｕ ♡♡♡ Ｐｌｚ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ｃｈｉｎｇ ｃｈｏｎｇ ｐｉｎｇ ｐｏｎｇ ｎｉｐｎｏｎｇ ｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏ ｂｏｋ ｃｈｏｙ ｋｕｎｇ ｐａｏｒｉｎｏ
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CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat
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༼;´ ༎ຶ ༎ຶ ༽ Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. ༼;´ ༎ຶ ༎ຶ ༽
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