[Copypasta] I have plenty of $5 bills

twitchquotes: Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
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November 2014
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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3% off of everything except my forehead

twitchquotes: Reynad ran crying out of the house. Knowing something was wrong, Frodan ran out after him. "What's wrong?" Frodan asked Reynad. Reynad replied with tears in his eyes, "Everyone was making fun of me." "Why?" Frodan said. Reynad barely eked out the words, "I can use promo code TEMPO to get 3% off of everything, except my forehead."
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November 2015
Reynad

HAND OVER THE MEMES

twitchquotes: HAND OVER THE MEMES (⌐■_■)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ \ BibleThump / I'M CLEAN ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
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Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

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Hey Reynad, Melvin Roede de Paard

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January 2015
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Huntard

twitchquotes: ლ(◉◡◔ლ) HUNTARD OP ლ(◉◡◔ლ)
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April 2014
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