[Copypasta] Message from 4/20 Blazeit foundation

twitchquotes: This is a message from the 4/20 blazeit foundation. If you would like to donate to the DESTROY THE NAZI MODS cause, please type into the chat, thank you, and remember to raise your donger
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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The prodigal son has returned

twitchquotes: Papparin opens the door to see a hobo squating outside his house. He hugs the lankey figure and tears drip onto a Diablo 2 shirt that has seen better times. "Tonight we feast," Papparin says as he begins to prepare a meal of falafel. Kripp flops down on his bed, surrounded by empty OJ cartons from a year ago. The prodigal son has returned.
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

They were tears of pain

twitchquotes: They were not tears of salt; they were tears of pain. Jowi03 was devastated after being beaten by Kripp. The supple, 11 year old child wails aloud, his dream shattered, realizing he will never be a professional gamer. ā€œIā€™m not going 0-3,ā€ Kripp lashes with his sinister tongue. Yes, just another ā€˜easy winā€™ for Kripparrian...
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

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twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

Joseph Kony's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am famous child soldier militia commander Joseph Kony. I want to help you make your own child soldier militia too so we can fight the white man as one. I hope you make the right decision and remember, dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: š• |š• š• š• |=========> š•†ā„•š•ƒš• š•‹ā„š”¼ ā„‚ā„š•†š•Šš”¼ā„• š•†ā„•š”¼ ā„‚š”øā„• š•Žš•€š”¼š•ƒš”» š•‹ā„š•€š•Š š•Šš•Žš•†ā„š”» š”øā„•š”» ā„•š•†š•‹ š”¹š”¼ š•Šš•ƒš”øš•€ā„• š”½š•†ā„ šŸ™šŸ˜š•„š•€ā„• š”¹š• š•€š•‹'š•Š ā„™š•†š•Žš”¼ā„. š”øā„š”¼ š•š•†š•Œ š•‹ā„š”¼ ā„‚ā„š•†š•Šš”¼ā„• š•†ā„•š”¼? ā„‚š•†ā„™š• š•‹ā„š•€š•Š ā„™š”øš•Šš•‹š”ø š”øā„•š”» š”½š•€ā„•š”» š•†š•Œš•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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