[Copypasta] Having trouble climbing the ladder this season

twitchquotes: Hey Andrew, it's your mother. I have noticed that you are having trouble climbing the ladder this season and wanted to let you know that there is this website called Tempostorm.com that will help you get to legend. The nice man in the video said that you could stay ahead of the meta and becsome legendary.
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November 2014
Reynad
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The salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound

twitchquotes: Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
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November 2014
Reynad

Hunters are compelled by a mysterious force to attack face

twitchquotes: After months of careful and thorough research, I have discovered that Hunters, quite literally, do NOT have the capacity to trade minions. They are physically unable to attack an opponents minion with one of theirs. They a compelled by some mysterious force to mindlessly attack the face of their opponent.
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December 2014
Reynad

Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you. Do you remember when you used to turn me on all the time? Now that you're a big time gaming memester, I get as much use as the surfboard and your guitar. I miss you and I hope you use my 29 watts soon
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March 2016
Reynad

NOW WE RUCKUS

twitchquotes: (โ•ญเฒฐ ็›Šโ€ขฬ)/ NOW WE RUCKUS (โ•ญเฒฐ ็›Šโ€ขฬ)
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January 2015
Reynad

Gorgeous tone of gray

twitchquotes: GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY โœ“ Kappa TIMELESS DESIGN โœ“ Kappa THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES โœ“ Kappa LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS โœ“ KappaPride KappaClaus KappaRoss MUST BE Kappa โœ“ Kappa
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November 2015
Reynad
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