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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
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HELLO 911 ๐ JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐ HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐ WHATS THAT? ๐ ILL BE OKAY? ๐
HELLO 911 ๐ JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐ HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐ WHATS THAT? ๐ ILL BE OKAY? ๐
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Just taking my money for a walk
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( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โฏโฒ___[ฬฒฬ
$ฬฒฬ
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] Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk
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plebs vs subs
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๐ My PC------------------------------------------------------------ โ๐ Forsen Sub-------------------------------------------------------โโ ๏ธ this folder is empty 
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