I like pom

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.

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November 2014

Kripp

Minion Masters turned my life around

twitchquotes: I was sat in my car with the exhaust connected to the window, waiting to die, until I saw an ad on my phone for Minion Masters, at that moment I turned the engine off and decided to turn my life around. Now I have a 12 inch cock and 3 ferraris, and all it took was the $149.99 package (best value).

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March 2019

Kripp

sellout

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: Ｍｙｓｏｎｔｈｅｄａｙｙｏｕｗｅｒｅｂｏｒｎ，ｔｈｅｖｅｒｙｗｅｂｓｉｔｅｓｏｆｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｅｄｔｈｅｎａｍｅ：Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ．Ｍｙｃｈｉｌｄ，Ｉｗａｔｃｈｅｄｗｉｔｈｐｒｉｄｅａｓｙｏｕｇｒｅｗｉｎｔｏａｇａｍｅｒｏｆｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｎｅｓｓ．Ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ，ｏｕｒｆａｍｉｌｙａｌｗａｙｓｐｌａｙｅｄｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｗｉｔｈｆｒｉｅｎｄｓａｎｄＩｋｎｏｗｙｏｕｗｉｌｌｎｅｖｅｒｐｌａｙｃａｓｕａｌｓｃｒｕｂｃｏｒｅｓｈｉｔ，ｂｕｔｔｈｅｔｒｕｅｓｔｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｎｅｓｓｉｓｍｙｓｏｎｉｓｔｈｅｅｎｔｅｒｔａｉｎｉｎｇｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓ．Ｉｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｔｈｉｓｆｏｒｗｈｅｎｍｙｄａｙｓｃｏｍｅｔｏａｎｅｎｄｙｏｕｓｈａｌｌｎｏｔｂｅｃａｓｕａｌ．

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April 2014

Kripp

Getting meme'd

twitchquotes: Kripp my friend bought your Stupid Lizard shirt and he told me he got meme'd! I can't believe you'd go out in the world and do that? Meme someone. I'll have you know my best dog was meme'd back in 'Nam. It ruined him. RIP dog

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January 2015

Kripp

Misogynist Pig Kripp

twitchquotes: you have an "!imgay" response but don't have an "!imbi", "!imtrans*", "!imfurry", "!imreallyacat", or "!imfeminist" response? misogynist pig kripp

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October 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] I like pom

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

Minion Masters turned my life around

sellout

Kripp and Arthus

Getting meme'd

Misogynist Pig Kripp

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