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I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ebettle, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.
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Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes, instead fear a man that spams a meme 1000 times 
Only the chosen one can stack these cans! 
