[Copypasta] Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD

twitchquotes: Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about adjusting your Windows Clock to get ahead on opening Packs. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp
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August 2015
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hi Kripp, Suda the painting elephant here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Suda the painting elephant here. I thought i could give you a few tips seeing how you appear to be painting at a calf level (that's a baby elephant btw.) Perhaps you could ask your trainer Raina to hand you different colored brushes to make the tree more vibrant? From one herbivore to another I've got to say this is a little depressing, but as long as you keep trying your best I have no doubt you will reach adult animal level painting skills. Happy Painting!
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November 2018
Kripp

Doesn't mean I'm a virgin

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ก Just because I watch Kripp ๐Ÿ˜ก doesn't mean I'm a virgin ๐Ÿ˜ก It's just a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜ก
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August 2018
Kripp

If that's not his knee then wha...

twitchquotes: If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... Kappa
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February 2015
Kripp

Salty tofu

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November 2014
Kripp

I am Admiral Akbar, commander of the Somalian Piraterinos

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November 2014
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