[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
twitch chat
September 2015
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Zven checks his PayPal

twitchquotes: After his loss, Zven stays up deep into the night. As the rest of TSM sleeps, he opens up a new window to check his PayPal. A smile stretches across his face
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April 2019
Riot Games

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League of Legends

When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｔｉｍ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½”ο½ο½Žο½“οΌŒ ο½ο½™γ€€ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½„γ€€ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ο½ο½ο½Œο½… ο½‡ο½Œο½zο½…ο½„οΌŽ ｉ ｄｉｐ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½•ο½‡ο½ˆο½Žο½•ο½”ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ο½“γ€€ο½ο½Žο½„γ€€ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œγ€€ο½‰γ€€ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½…γ€€ο½“ο½…ο½˜γ€€ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ˆο½ο½ƒο½‹ο½…ο½™οΌŒ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½ο½„ο½γ€€ο½…ο½ˆ? 　ｓｏｒｒｙ
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September 2014
Kripp

What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull 0 TBCheesePull TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS LUL
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May 2016
Reynad

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Hearthstone

Octavian Morosan

β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–ˆβ–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆ β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–‘β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–“β–’ β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’ β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–„β–„β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–€β–€β–“β–“β–“β–“β–€β–€β–“β–“β–“β–“β–€β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’
ascii art
March 2015
Kripp

TL waiting for TSM at the airport

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO TSM? πŸ“ž 4Head TL HERE πŸ“ž 4Head WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 πŸ“ž
twitch chat
October 2020
Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

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