[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

Not enough brofisting

twitchquotes: Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

LCS PODCAST STARTS NOW ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: LCS PODCAST STARTS NOW ResidentSleeper

40 MINS BETWEEN GAMES ResidentSleeper

SUCH A SHAME WHEN GAMES INTERRUPT TALKING ResidentSleeper

FAKE NARRATIVES ResidentSleeper

FORCED HYPE ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

September 2020

LCS

League of Legends

Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon

twitchquotes: Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.

twitch chat

July 2014

Riot Games

Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed

twitchquotes: Toast, this is Blizzard employee. The rarity of your reveal card was just nerfed to common. To get a rare card, please mention the new expansion at least 4 more times.

twitch chat

July 2019

DisguisedToast

Hearthstone

Nice hack QVC!

twitchquotes: Nice hack QVC! We all know you are hacking there is no way you would be able to guess all this! Thanks for everything im unfollowing. I hope you mommy never bakes you cookies again. 5up 4 life! HAHA ZOOMERS MALDING!

twitch chat

November 2020

xQcOW

[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

Not enough brofisting

LCS PODCAST STARTS NOW ResidentSleeper

League of Legends

Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon

Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed

Hearthstone

Nice hack QVC!

Among Us / Amogus

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