[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015
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I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa

twitchquotes: I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rains β˜” down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍(I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rain 🌧)I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rains β˜”down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍(I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rain 🌧)I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rains β˜” down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍I πŸ‘ bless πŸ™ the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍
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September 2017

I think the balance team is doing an amazing job

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April 2019
OverwatchLeague

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NOW WE RUCKUS

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January 2015
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Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeou

twitchquotes: Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.
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July 2022

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what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
January 2022
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