"If Lea, Reynad and Hitler sat in the same room and I had a gun with two bullets I'd shoot Reynad twice, rape Lea and high-five Hitler." - TidesOfTime 2014
Dadnad and Momnad
twitchquotes:hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs
twitchquotes:(ง╭ರ_•́)ง Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (ง╭ರ_•́)ง