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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue
twitchquotes:
Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTβs stream to find him sitting in queueβ¦ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTβs stream, then one after the otherβ¦ both queues popped. βI need the toiletβ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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imaqtpie
Classic
League of Legends
I highlight every message
twitchquotes:
Lmao you call yourself a [insert streamer] fan? I'm fucking loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you're a true fan
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Classic
Please wake up, we miss you
twitchquotes:
If youβre reading this, youβve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weβre trying a new technique. We donβt know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
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Kripp
Classic
American Test Passed
twitchquotes:
β Obesity β π₯π« β Laziness β Stupidity β π΅ β McDonald's β Donald Trump β $70k College β Bad healthcare β Bad food β Bad music β Fahrenheit β Pounds β Inches β AMERICAN TEST PASSED
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Classic
EU vs NA
CTRL + W to activate mod status
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The broadcaster of this channel has promoted you to mod status. Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this.ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
The broadcaster of this channel has promoted you to mod status. Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this.ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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