[Copypasta] Attention all Fortnite gamers

twitchquotes: Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
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November 2018

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Fortnite

I used to be a real ad
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Years of research

twitchquotes: Yeah, I鈥檓 a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most don鈥檛 know about these communities. Melee isn鈥檛 part of the actual smash community and I鈥檓 not saying that because I don鈥檛 like them. I鈥檓 saying that based off of years of research.
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January 2019

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Super Smash Bros

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
July 2021

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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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August 2015

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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth

twitchquotes: SMOrc NA is so ba... SMOrc maybe i should brush my teeth SMOrc NA is s... SMOrc maybe i should floss SMOrc fk give me dentures SMOrc
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April 2016
Kripp

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EU vs NA

Sodium is named NA in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America

twitchquotes: Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
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October 2014
Riot Games

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salty

EU vs NA

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