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September 2016
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I actually like fan service

What can I say? Iā€™m a straight guy. Yeah I care about plot and writing and development and all that jazz but I would be lying through my teeth if i said a little fanservice bothered me because it honestly doesnā€™t. Now this doesnā€™t mean iā€™m some freak hentai addict or a weirdo that gets off from cartoons but yeah those girls do be looking good and a little tits or ass angle is kinda nice to see sometimes. Itā€™s not like iā€™m actively looking for it but i donā€™t drop an anime because of it. Even in a super serious anime like Code Geass the fan service would honestly make me laugh bc of how unnecessary it is but it didnā€™t bother me and i liked the angles. Am i the unpopular opinion here bc i see a lot of people complaining about fanservice but itā€™s in almost every anime
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It's Team Rocket COPYPASTE!

twitchquotes: It's spamming at you loud and clear. Through the Chat! Past the mods! In your ear! Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace. Dodging bans, putting spam in its place. A troll by any other name is just as sweet. When everything's worse, our work is complete. Copy! Paste! Putting the Twitch admins in their place... It's Team Rocket COPYPASTE!
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March 2019

This is Mordeā€™s mom

twitchquotes: Hi David, this is Mordeā€™s mom. I noticed you havenā€™t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnā€™t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, ā€žWeā€™re never taking Morde.ā€œ I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donā€™t you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked (7-11 diapers)

twitchquotes: Iā€™m telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ā€they contain my full power so I donā€™t completely shit on these kidsā€œ then he bunny hopped out the door
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I like pickles in my ass

twitchquotes: I like pickles in my ass, I shoved one up there before the aftermath was amazing. I took the pickle juice that came out of my ass and drank it. I got so lit, you should try it. It's really good
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July 2020

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