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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearβmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart βyou know, if youβre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iβm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldβitβs true!βbut when youβre a conservative Republican they tryβoh, do they do a numberβthatβs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneβyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weβre a little disadvantagedβbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meβit would have been so easy, and itβs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatβs going to happen and he was rightβwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatβs going on with the four prisonersβnow it used to be three, now itβs fourβbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itβs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donβt, they havenβt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itβs gonna take them about another 150 yearsβbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearβmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart βyou know, if youβre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iβm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldβitβs true!βbut when youβre a conservative Republican they tryβoh, do they do a numberβthatβs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneβyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weβre a little disadvantagedβbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meβit would have been so easy, and itβs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatβs going to happen and he was rightβwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatβs going on with the four prisonersβnow it used to be three, now itβs fourβbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itβs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donβt, they havenβt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itβs gonna take them about another 150 yearsβbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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The creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
The creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Just a few months after youtubers and twitch streamers brought it to fame, it had been loaded with kids infested with the hype of the game among us. Furthermore, the constant use of Among us had rendered the game boring, as it entered the downfall stage of a game's popularity, just like Fall Guys. However, this is not something you should celebrate; since the constant use had also brought a new genre or era of memes, often referred to as post-irony. A bastardized version of Among Us called "Amogus" was used for the game in these meme's contexts, going viral in the Urban Dictionary. All the cultures of normie memes and pre-2020 memes have been wiped off as the "Amogus" meme exploded. Post irony has caused a greater disaster where everybody sees things as the crewmate in the mobile game Among Us. As memes began referring to everything as the crewmate, people have been driven to insanity. People who used to be normal looking at memes were now infected by the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which renders everything as something they've seen constantly. "Amogus Everywhere" is the bastardized name of the Phenomenon. Capitalistic-driven people have been competing for a Amogus-crewmate chicken nugget, costing $100,000 at an auction. I hope life returns to normal as Among Us and Amogus have been wiped of the face of this Earth.
The creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Just a few months after youtubers and twitch streamers brought it to fame, it had been loaded with kids infested with the hype of the game among us. Furthermore, the constant use of Among us had rendered the game boring, as it entered the downfall stage of a game's popularity, just like Fall Guys. However, this is not something you should celebrate; since the constant use had also brought a new genre or era of memes, often referred to as post-irony. A bastardized version of Among Us called "Amogus" was used for the game in these meme's contexts, going viral in the Urban Dictionary. All the cultures of normie memes and pre-2020 memes have been wiped off as the "Amogus" meme exploded. Post irony has caused a greater disaster where everybody sees things as the crewmate in the mobile game Among Us. As memes began referring to everything as the crewmate, people have been driven to insanity. People who used to be normal looking at memes were now infected by the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which renders everything as something they've seen constantly. "Amogus Everywhere" is the bastardized name of the Phenomenon. Capitalistic-driven people have been competing for a Amogus-crewmate chicken nugget, costing $100,000 at an auction. I hope life returns to normal as Among Us and Amogus have been wiped of the face of this Earth.