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I just lost my virginity and said Poggers
I just lost my virginity and said Poggers
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I just lost my virginity and said Poggers
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Hi PL this is a story that I've been dying to tell you. One day I met your mother at a bar and after a few drinks she began to get horny so I let her whip out my dick. She proceeded to go to town and give me the sloppiest blowjob known to mankind. My manmeat was so engorged and sensitive that instantly I blew over 2 liters of cum into every orifice that she possesses. Unknowingly, some of my godly sperm got into her vagina and crawled into her fallopian tube where she was instantly impregnated even though she wasn't ready. The doctor said the baby would have downs syndrome and turn out tobe the ugliest baby known to mankind. I knew I would always be proud of my son and now he is here today streaming league of legends. I am a proud father, and you are a beautiful godly boy. Please no copy pasterino this is my story thank you.
twitchquotes:So you're going by "Trihex" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Bradley from PE Class. Remember me? Me and the guys used to pick you last in kickball. Sorry you were just complete trash lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember how everyone would back up when I got up to the plate? Yeah, that's because I have a fat cock and super saiyan legs. Everyone still respects me because I was born an ultimate chad. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...
So you're going by "Trihex" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Bradley from PE Class. Remember me? Me and the guys used to pick you last in kickball. Sorry you were just complete trash lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember how everyone would back up when I got up to the plate? Yeah, that's because I have a fat cock and super saiyan legs. Everyone still respects me because I was born an ultimate chad. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...