[Copypasta] Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump

twitchquotes: No job ✔ BibleThump Mom's house ✔ BibleThump No talents ✔ BibleThump No gf ✔ BibleThump No friends ✔ BibleThump No midnight kiss ✔ BibleThump Spending New years eve on twitch ✔ BibleThump Must be us BibleThump
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January 2017
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Great Thermo-War

twitchquotes: It is the year 2134. I am one of the last people on the planet. Nearly everyone was wiped out in the Great Thermo-War. Now there is no reason to live. I open my holodeck-transponder and go to "Twitch tv". I turn on Kripp's stream and see that he has made it to Rank 10. I succumb to my radiation poisoning.
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January 2015
Kripp

I watched your stream and went 1-3 just like you!

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp I'm 12 and I'm your biggest fan! I saw you play Artosis last year at BlizzCon, are you gonna win BlizzCon this year Kripp? I heard you were good at Arena. I watched your stream and went 1-3 just like you!
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November 2014
Kripp

The largest object in the solar system

twitchquotes: Hey reynad, I'm working on a science project and I need to find the largest object in the solar system. What's the measurements of your forehead? 4Head
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October 2015
Reynad

Jam a man of fortune xQc

𝒥𝒶𝓂 𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒥 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓀 𝓂𝓎 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒 －𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇𝓎 Æ𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝟣𝟫𝟫𝟦
May 2021
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Tuck me

twitchquotes: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　 　　 　 　 　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　 　　 　　tuck me 　　　 　 　　 　 　 　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　 　　 　　 　 　 　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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January 2015
Kripp
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