[Copypasta] I have to print out chat in order to read it

twitchquotes: Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
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September 2018

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This guy's deck is CRAZY

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roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donโ€™t know me at all and i know itโ€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itโ€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youโ€™re straight. Iโ€™m a boy thatโ€™s why I was saying roleplay.. this isnโ€™t a troll. again, I know itโ€™s really random and weird. Iโ€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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I want to become a walrus

twitchquotes: Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands

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