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Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
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I used to be a real ad
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This guy's deck is CRAZY
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This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ โHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect cards" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectlyโ
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
roleplay with you as your online gf
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I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donโt know me at all and i know itโs kinda weird. I just thought maybe itโd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youโre straight. Iโm a boy thatโs why I was saying roleplay.. this isnโt a troll. again, I know itโs really random and weird. Iโm sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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I want to become a walrus
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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss
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๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! ๐๐๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands
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(โโฟโโฟ) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (โโฟโโฟ)
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