[Copypasta] I have to print out chat in order to read it

twitchquotes: Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
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September 2018

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NA is just so free

twitchquotes: As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
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I will now transform this human into a cat

twitchquotes: I WILL NOW TRANSFORM THIS HUMAN INTO A CATβ•°( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° )γ€β”€β”€β˜† -> -> -> Kappa Keepo CoolCat
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Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)

twitchquotes: now α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────βšͺ────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:πŸ»πŸΌβ €β”€β”€β”€β—‹ πŸ”Š
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Who Asked?

You have been permanently banned from this channel

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” imGlitch You have been permanently banned from this channel β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
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Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is β€œmental abuse to humans”? Well, lemme tell you one thing: β€œMath” is an abbreviation for β€œmathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for β€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, you’re not truly intelligent or cool! You’re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Don’t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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