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ARAM, aka "Americans Running Around Mid"
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ARAM, aka "Americans Running Around Mid," is a strategy employed by many LCS teams in order to tilt their opponents. However, its successfulness is questionable, especially since it made TL lose the fastest ever international Bo5.
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League of Legends
There are two types of chatters
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Let's get a few things straight. There are two types of chatters: Me and you. I write the "copypasta" and YOU copy and pasta them in chat. This is how it's always worked, we've got it down to a science. Ultimately it's your decision, but there is no room for indecision. So, make a choice NOW otherwise you can kiss this whole chat experience goodbye.
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Kripp
HAND OVER THE MEMES
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HAND OVER THE MEMES (ββ _β )=Ξ΅/Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ/'ΜΏ'ΜΏ ΜΏ \ 
/ I'M CLEAN ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\Π·=(ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―ΜΏΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
/ I'M CLEAN ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\Π·=(ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―ΜΏΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
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Reynad
My name is Van, I'm an artist
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My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full βMasterβ and change my entire house into a dungeon... βDungeonβMasterβ now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why
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