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Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β 
Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β
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What happened to this ad? :(
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You see this fictional character?
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You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost liters of cum to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real women arouse me like she does? I have killed millions of my offspring to the thought of having an intercourse with a cartoon
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Weebs
Don Han'Cho tells Kripp to disenchant his collection
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Hey Kripp its Don Han'Cho 
from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Coke Gaming ad script
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Oh my god, what the hell? what's going on? What, oh my god. Coke, are you serious right now? COKE GAMING WHAT! You are invited to the Twitch Partner Program! HI, I Just got partnered. We got partnered boys. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What! Coke Gaming, what Is this? 10,000 bits? Coke Gaming, thank you so much for the 10,000 bits! Thanks. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you Coke.
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THATS RIGHT IM TALKING ABOUT EU LUL
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OUR TEETH ARE EWWWWW 
THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH US ARE FEW SJOKZ IS THE ONLY GOOD THING TO VIEW THATS RIGHT IM TALKING ABOUT EU
THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH US ARE FEW SJOKZ IS THE ONLY GOOD THING TO VIEW THATS RIGHT IM TALKING ABOUT EU
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Riot Games
League of Legends
EU vs NA
Kripp is actually still living in Canada
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Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters donβt hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp 
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Kripp