[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
twitch chat
May 2021
I used to be a real ad
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He logs onto his Paypal account

twitchquotes: Several hours later, Svenskeren sits alone in his room at the Cloud9 team house. All of the other players are fast asleep. He logs onto his Paypal account and a wan smile etches its way across his face.
twitch chat
March 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

Among Us pick up lines

Thankful to have you as a crewmateā€¦ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you. Hey, are you a vent? Because Iā€™m the imposter and Iā€™d love to come in you. I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iā€™d love to do you first. Hey, call me the MedBayā€¦ because Iā€™d love to scan your body. Figuring out the imposter is hardā€¦. but Iā€™ve got something harder. Iā€™m jealous of your hatā€¦ Because it gets to be on you. Hey are you busy later? Because Iā€™d love to explore your lower engine. Hey, youā€™re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then? If youā€™re the imposter, Iā€™d love to be the ventā€¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want. Damn, I wish you were a taskā€¦ Because Iā€™d have no problem doing you and over and over. Hey did you just kill me? Because Iā€™ve got a big bone sticking out nowā€¦
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Bonjourno my name es Luigi

twitchquotes: Bonjourno my name es Luigi and i am from italiano and i own a restaurant called Dongerino where we make the best copy pasterino and copy pizzarino in the whole world so if you go to italiano plis come visit us you wont be disapointino. Sry for bad americano and plis no coperino pasta alfredo ravioli ravili give me the formuoli
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie

How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly

twitchquotes: Kripp! Its Andrew from that college party last year. Man I haven't seen you in forever! How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly after beating up that defenseless hooker?!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Professional Iron Players league

twitchquotes: I think it's really nice that Riot Gamesā„¢ provides iron players a league to play "professionally" in. They even let this so called "LCS" participate at Worlds with up to 3 teams! It really shows how progressive Riot Gamesā„¢ really is.
twitch chat
July 2020
LCS

League of Legends

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