[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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May 2021
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Blizzard changes Fiery War Axe

twitchquotes: The other option we considered for Fiery War Axe was to lower its attack to 2, but that change didn鈥檛 feel intuitive enough. Generally, changing the mana cost of a card is less disruptive, because you can always see the mana cost of cards in your hand. LUL
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If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my Bitcoin馃挷馃挵 and my girl馃槏馃懓 both drowning馃槺馃寠 and I could only save one馃槫馃槵 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral馃様馃懟馃尮 Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo 馃挵馃挴馃敟馃槑馃搱馃挷
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Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

twitchquotes: ( 汀掳 蜏蕱 汀掳) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( 汀掳 蜏蕱 汀掳)
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Am I the asshole for dropping my 6 year old son at an orphanage for his inability to trade options?

This started about 4 years ago when my son was 2 years old. I started to supplement his picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I feel like he has retained absolutely nothing even though I have spent every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have done almost everything that I have thought of including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while he is sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make him understand the market. I felt as though I got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. I finally convinced my wife that we were doing the right thing when I said that he will soon be a Wendy's worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy check out Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska and maybe your luck will be better than mine with him.
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WHERE IS SODAPOPPIN?

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, WHERE THE FUCK IS SODAPOPPIN 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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