[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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May 2021
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United States of America is now known as West Iran

twitchquotes: The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Mocking SpongeBob

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ šโ ›โ ”โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โ „โ ˆโขŠโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ˆโ โก…โ †โ ชโ „โฃ€โฃ€โก โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โกคโฃ€โก โฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ คโฃฎโ ฒโฃฟโ ฟโ ฆโฃ โฃดโฃฟโ ˜โฃปโฃงโฃคโก โ ›โ ›โข„โ โ ‘โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ พโ ตโ งโ Ÿโ ฌโ ญโฃตโฃถโฃฟโฃปโกฟโ  โ ญโ โฃปโกฅโ ”โ ชโก™โข โฃถโก•โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข˜โ Ÿโฃ—โฃ โ €โ €โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โกโขซโฃ‰โกโ ‚โ €โฃ‹โขฟโฃฟโ โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ งโฃซโฃ„โ €โ ‰โ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ‹โ €โข€โฃคโก‘โก€โ ปโฃขโ €โฃถโ ˆโฃ†โ ”โ ’โ ฒโ •โก‡โฃ‡โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขƒโ ปโ —โ €โข€โ Œโก€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ  โก€โ €โ ˜โ ฟโกฃโ โ €โก‡โ “โ ™โฃโ ƒโ €โ €โก โ ƒโขกโฃžโขณโก‘โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ฒโฃ’โ ฅโ Šโกธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ‹โ ญโ ‘โ Šโ †โก”โ ˜โขขโขนโฃฟโกคโ ”โฃพโฃฟโขฟโก˜โ –โฃฑโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโฃ€โฃ โ ”โ โก†โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโขŒโกโ šโฃพโขŒโก‡โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โก โฃพโ ฟโ ›โฃ‹โฃ‰โ ญโ „โ €โขดโฃฟโ ฟโ †โ €โ ธโฃ€โก’โขชโขŒโ €โขนโ ฟโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข‡โ €โข€โ Šโ ญโ ”โ šโ ญโข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ›โ €โ €โฃ˜โฃ‚โ พโ ‚โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ขโ Œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ฉโฃฟโขปโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฎโฃฎโข„โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโฃ†โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ’โ จโฃฝโฃฟโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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April 2022

Anyone basing trades on technical analysis right now is a fucking tool

So many arrogant fucks here love talking technical analysis when they can't even do basic fraction arithmetic much less understand Ito Calculus. Fucking clowns, all of them. Shut the fuck up and do your trades. If you really need a number you can't even derive to tell you whether you should buy a stock or not you deserve losing all and hanging yourself. Newsflash, the stock market never made sense nor will it. Best you can do is trade shit you know about and feel still hasn't been spotted by the bandwagon of smooth brains on subreddits like this one or r/stocks . Or alternatively manipulate the market like the rich investors you look up to do. Warren Buffet's dad was a politician, if you think that shit didn't help that fat fuck then not only are you retarded but also delusional. Now stfu about volatility and RSI. If you actually knew what the fuck was going to happen you'd be chilling in Hawaii with a fat titty chick not on Reddit posting "technical analysis".
February 2022

WallStreetBets

CSGO becoming Russian

twitchquotes: As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing ะปัƒั‡ัˆะต and better. I stopped making silly ะพัˆะธะฑะบะธ and ั got vastly better at not ัƒะผะธั€ะฐัŽั‰ะธะน to the enemy ะธะณั€ะพะบะธ. For the ะฝะฐะธะฑะพะปะตะต part, everyone I've met was helpful and ั…ะพั€ะพัˆะธะน, there ะตัั‚ัŒ the ะธะฝะพะณะดะฐ ั€ั‹ะฒะพะบ however. As ะฏ ะฟะพ-ะฟั€ะตะถะฝะตะผัƒ play csgo ะฒัะต ะฑะพะปะตะต ะธ ะฑะพะปะตะต, ะฏ ัƒะฒะตั€ะตะฝ, ั‡ั‚ะพ ั ะฑัƒะดัƒ ะฟั€ะพะดะพะปะถะฐั‚ัŒ ัะพะฒะตั€ัˆะตะฝัั‚ะฒะพะฒะฐั‚ัŒ. ะฏ ั€ะตะบะพะผะตะฝะดัƒัŽ ัั‚ัƒ ะธะณั€ัƒ ะดะปั ะฒัะตั…!
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April 2016
pashaBiceps

CSGO

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
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February 2018
MOONMOON
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