It's 'forget' not 'forgor'. It's 'remember' not 'rember'. How many fucking times do I have to tell you this? Go to a fucking school and learn how to spell you dumbass. Seriously, these 'forgor' and 'rember' things are NOT funny and will make you look like a loser.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
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Jack and Jill went up the hill๐ป๐ So Jack could lick her candy ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐
ฑ๏ธut Jack got a shock๐ณ๐๐ฏ And a mouthful of cock๐๐ฆ๐ Cause Jillโs real name is R๐
ฐ๏ธndy ๐
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TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with โyes daddy, spank me harder!โ (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with โwhatโs wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?โ
I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donโt think I can ever have sex again.
TL;DR slapped my wifeโs ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donโt know if I can ever have sex again
Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here
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Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
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The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is strange to me
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The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is so... strange to me. I put on a streamer and the chat is just animated emojis of pepes and some random guy laughing, almost no actual conversation. And that's after installing the damn extension to see those things. Before it was just a constant barrage of "LUL pepega ezclap" and I had no clue what the fuck was going on, or what a monkAS was...
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