It's 'forget' not 'forgor'. It's 'remember' not 'rember'. How many fucking times do I have to tell you this? Go to a fucking school and learn how to spell you dumbass. Seriously, these 'forgor' and 'rember' things are NOT funny and will make you look like a loser.
I used to be a real ad
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Mario head
Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding
twitchquotes:
( ยฐ อสอกยฐ) 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ go *** yourself 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ go *** yourself
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Kripp
amogus made people think I'm racist
My teacher was showing us a video and the narrator was some Indian guy with a heavy accent. My friend was smiling and I smiled back. The teacher caught us and told us not to make fun of people's accents. I did genuinely felt sorry so I tried to be serious. Then my mind started thinking about dumb shit and I was trying to not laugh. I told myself to be serious then my mind fucking thinks "amogus". I couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed loud enough to get everyone's attention. Now everyone thinks I was laughing at the Indian guy and that I'm racist.
Among Us / Amogus
RIP Joe the Spider
I know this is really stupid but Iโm sad about it.
Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iโm a girl who lives alone so I guess some โdudeโ stuff hasnโt been done around the house.
Context: I have a spider named joe. Heโs a dandy long leg. Heโs been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust.
Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said โyouโre welcomeโ. Iโm super confused. So I ask โfor what?โ He says โI just killed a big ass spider for youโ.
I couldnโt even contain myself. I just yelled โYOU KILLED JOE?!โ And started tearing up. I didnโt tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy.
My friend was distraught. Heโs a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house.
I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeโs trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure.
RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting
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(ยทฬฟฤนฬฏยทฬฟ ฬฟ)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (ยทฬฟฤนฬฏยทฬฟ ฬฟ)
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Kripp