Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish.
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK π€π€ and it's TIME β±β± to WHIP OUT π―π― your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ππππ and FUCK THESE FINALS π€£π€£ππ. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ππ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ππ and HIT ππ the BOOKS πππtill your BRAIN π§ π§ is RUBBED RAW π«π« and your PEN ππis DRY π΅π΅. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE π¦π¦ and do this THING ππ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST π€€π€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! π±π±
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HAHA Just kidding, it's still Diablo Immortal
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H-hey kripp, do you remember me from 2000? Freshman year? It's Diablo 2. I just wanted to stop by since I haven't seen you in 18 years, I've been looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Diablo Immortal you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the cell phone awaits, see ya man good talk.
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Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence
Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iβm so distressed right now I donβt know what to do. I didnβt mean to do that to Rudy but Iβm literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iβm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canβt be happening. Iβm having a fucking breakdown. I donβt want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterβ’. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnβt supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
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Thinking of the greatest Hearthstone player
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Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth donger and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was, then in a desperate attempt to not fap i think of Kripp, and that's it, donger is gone, i whisper "casual" and go back to sleep.
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Ram Ranch pastas
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18,000 copy pastas in Twitch Chat at nl_kripp! Big annoying pastas wanting to be copied! 18,000 twitch users wanting to pasta! Pastas in the chat at nl_kripp! On their keyboards wanting to copy RAM RANCH pasta! Twitch Chat really rocks!
18,000 copy pastas in Twitch Chat at nl_kripp! Big annoying pastas wanting to be copied! 18,000 twitch users wanting to pasta! Pastas in the chat at nl_kripp! On their keyboards wanting to copy RAM RANCH pasta! Twitch Chat really rocks!
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