[Copypasta] I once had sleep paralysis

twitchquotes: i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
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December 2014
Kripp
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Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?

twitchquotes: (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Call on me! (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Yes little Dong? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . ʕ⌐ ͡▢ ͜ᴥ ͡▢ʔ
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March 2015
Kripp

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ２ ｇａｍｅｓ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｓａｍｅ ｔｉｍｅ？ ｆｉｌｔｈｙ ｃａｓｕａｌ． ｒｅａｌ ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ ｇａｍｅｒｓ ｐｌａｙ ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ４ ｇａｍｅｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｎｅ ｈａｎｄ ｔｉｅｄ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｂａｃｋ． ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ ｋｒｉｐｐ， ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｋｅｅｐ ｙｏｕｒ ｖｉｅｗｅｒｓ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ｓｔｅｐ ｉｔ ｕｐ． ｓｉｎｃｅｒｅｌｙ， ａ ｓｏｏｎ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｅｘ－ｋｒｉｐｐｌｅｔ
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July 2014
Kripp

Kripp, Blizzard here again

twitchquotes: Kripp, Blizzard here again. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!
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April 2015
Kripp

Viewbots

Hearthstone

This is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend Incorporated

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has legend) as you no longer are a "never legend". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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August 2015
Kripp

Kripp.... how do I say this

twitchquotes: Kripp.... how do I say this. You aren't as good as you used to be, your quality of both decks and play have deteriorated significantly. At this point I think I'm a better player than you which makes me very sad. Your decks have no balance between curve and minion quality, tar creeper?! Really? In zoo! As much as you sell it as one, zoo is not a control deck. At least not a conventional one.
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August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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