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Sanic Hegehog

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July 2015

Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

twitchquotes: â–Œ â—„â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► ▌ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ ◄ ▲ â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ â—„â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ ◄ ▲ ► â–Œ sorry I dropped my bag of doritos
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Sub with Twitch Prime

⣿⢛⡛⡟⢻⡟⣿⢛⡛⣿⣿⢻⠟⢿⢻⠛⣟⠛⣛⡟⣿⠛⣿⣿ ⣿⢊⡍⣇⢞⡇⣿⢚⡅⢻⣿⡌⢞⠈⣌⠀⣿⠀⣿⡇⣀⠀⣿⣿ ⣿⣶⣶⣿⣶⣶⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣷⣟⣶⣿⣶⣿⣶⣿⣷⣿⣶⣿⣿ ⣏⡉⢉⡏⡿⠹⡏⡏⢹⡉⢉⣹⢋⡙⣿⢹⡏⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⢞⣧⠀⡇⢠⡇⢞⡇⢞⣿⠞⡟⣿⢠⡄⢞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⣟⣿⣶⣷⣟⣷⣟⣷⣟⣿⣶⣶⣿⣟⣷⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢩⡍⡏⢩⡉⡏⢹⠉⢹⠉⣿⢉⣉⣿⡇⠻⠟⠁⠘⠿⠋⣿⣿ ⣿⢠⣎⡇⢠⠐⡇⢞⠀⡘⡆⣿⠰⠶⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿ ⣿⣟⣿⣷⣟⣷⣷⣟⣶⣷⣷⣿⣶⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿
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January 2020

We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Now I am nolife

twitchquotes: ▬▬ι═══════ﺀ As I ʜᎏʟᎅ ᎛ʜᎇ sᎀᎍ᎜ʀᎀɪ sᎡᎏʀᎅ ᮛᮏ ᎍʏ s᎛ᎏᎍᎀᎄʜ ᮀs I Ꭱᎀs ᎀʙᎏ᎜᎛ ᮛᮏ ᎄᎏᎍᎍɪ᎛ sᮜᮅᮏᮋᮜ, I Ꭱᎀ᎛ᎄʜ Kʀɪ᎘᎘ ᎘ʟᎀʏ Cᮀs᎜ᎀʟsᮛᮏɮᮇ... I ʀᎇᎍᎇᎍʙᎇʀ ᮀ ᎛ɪᎍᎇ Ꭱʜᎇʀᎇ Kʀɪ᎘ Ꭱᎀs Nᎏʟɪғᎇ... ɎᎏᎡ I ᮀᮍ Nᎏʟɪғᎇ...ɢᎏᎏᎅ ʙʏᎇ ᎋʀɪ᎘᎘ -═══════ι▬▬
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

You have been gifted a waifu

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— TwitchVotes You have been gifted a waifu. Type AYAYA to activate————————————————————————
twitch chat
May 2019

Weebs

Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

twitchquotes: hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
twitch chat
April 2015

Classic

Zven checks his PayPal

twitchquotes: After his loss, Zven stays up deep into the night. As the rest of TSM sleeps, he opens up a new window to check his PayPal. A smile stretches across his face
twitch chat
April 2019
Riot Games

Classic

League of Legends

Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei

twitchquotes: After their game, Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6.
twitch chat
May 2019
Riot Games

Classic

League of Legends

Tempostorm royalty fees

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Dear Mr. Kripp. We at Tempostorm have heard that you have used the coined word "Tempo" in a stream today. Reynad will contact you shortly regarding royalty fees. Have a good Tempo Day Back (◕‿◕✿)
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Middle finger

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June 2017

Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama, i'm loving your stream but all this feeding is making USA looks like garbage, i'm sending my husband (BARACK OBAMA) to shut you down.
twitch chat
April 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

EU vs NA

AYAYA 3

⣿⢞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇⡇⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢞⣿ ⡟⢞⣿⣿⣭⣭⡭⣌⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⢞⣧⣇⠇⢞⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠘⣿ ⡇⢞⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣻⡿⣿⣿⡟⣿⢞⣿⣿⠇⡆⣝⠿⡌⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⢣⢟⣟⣷⣟⣜⣻⣿⣇⣿⣿⣧⣿⢞⣿⣿⡆⢞⣹⣿⣆⢥⢛⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⣛⡓⣉⠉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠿⣹⡏⣿⣿⣧⢞⣧⣿⣿⣚⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⠞⣷⣹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣯⣳⣿⣭⣜⢌⣿⣜⣿⣇⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⠁⢰⣿ ⠄⢻⣷⣿⡄⢈⠿⠇⢞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠲⢯⣿⣒⡟⣌⣷⡹⣿⣿⠄⣌⣿ ⡄⢞⣿⣿⣷⣬⣜⣯⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠳⠜⠿⢠⣿⣿ ⡇⣌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢄⣹⡿⠃⠄⠄⣰⠎⡈⣟⣿⣿ ⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣭⣜⣖⣄⣎⣯⣟⢷⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⠞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠊⠙⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣟⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣊⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢀⣎⢟⣌⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣇⢜⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⣻⠿⣟⣌⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃ ⣿⣿⣿⡎⣷⣜⠻⣇⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣵⣿⣟⣜⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⣟⣿⣿⣿⠟⠱⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⢮⣚⡛⠒⠛⢛⣋⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣱⠿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣺⢿
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October 2018

Weebs

The Headbutts will be random

twitchquotes: "Tʜᎇ ʜᎇᎀᎅʙ᎜᎛᎛s Ꭱɪʟʟ ʙᎇ ʀᎀɎᎅᎏᎍ" Kʀɪ᎘᎘ ᎅᎇᎄʀᎇᎇs. Aɮᮅ sᎏ ᮀ ɎᎇᎡ ғᎀᎄ᎛ɪᎏɎ ᎏғ s᎜ʙs Ꭱᎇʀᎇ ʙᎏʀɎ. Tʜᎇʀᎇ Ꭱᎇʀᎇ ᎛ʜᎏsᮇ Ꭱʜᎏ Ꭱᎇʀᎇ ʙʀᎏғɪsᮛᮇᮅ, ᮀɮᮅ ᎛ʜᎏsᮇ Ꭱʜᎏ Ꭱᎇʀᎇ ʙʀᎏʙ᎜᎛᎛ᎇᎅ. SᎏᎏɎ ᮀ Ꭱᎀʀ ᎇʀ᎜᎘᎛ᎇᎅ ʙᎇ᎛ᎡᎇᎇɎ ᎛ʜᎇ ᎛Ꭱᎏ, ᮀɮᮅ ᎅᎏɎɢᎇʀs ᮀᮛᮛᮀᮄᮋᮇᮅ ᎅᎏɎɢᎇʀs, ᎀʟʟ ʙᎇᎄᎏᎍɪɎɢ sᎀʟ᎛ʏ..
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hey mods, slow mode doesn't affect me

twitchquotes: Hey mods, did you really think that slow mode will affect on me. I will let you know that I have multiple accounts in this chat right now. If you don't believe me, I will copy and paste this on my other accounts right now.
twitch chat
September 2018

MODS

Classic

In Japan, heart surgeon

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
April 2021

Classic

ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME

twitchquotes: 🔊🔊🚚🚚WARNING🔊🚚🚚WARNING🚚🚚🔊THIS IS A 🐞DANK 👜MEME❗❗ 🐞ALERT. INCOMING 🐞DANK 👜MEME🐞 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐞DANK 👜MEME❗❗ 🐞 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.
twitch chat
May 2016

Emoji Pasta

Classic

But my heart still isn't as broken as Patron Warrior

twitchquotes: Mʏ Ꭱɪғᎇ ᎏғ 20 ʏᎇᎀʀs ʟᎇғ᎛ ᮍᮇ ᮀ ʏᎇᎀʀ ᎀɢᎏ. I ғᎏ᎜ɢʜ᎛ ᮛᮏ ᎛ʜᎇ ʙɪ᎛᎛ᎇʀ ᮇɮᮅ ʙ᎜᎛ ᎛ʜᎇ ᎄᎏ᎜ʀ᎛s ɢʀᎀɎ᎛ᎇᎅ ʜᎇʀ ᮄᮜs᎛ᎏᎅʏ ᎏғ ᎏ᎜ʀ ᎄʜɪʟᎅʀᎇɎ. Bᮜᮛ ᎍʏ ʜᎇᎀʀ᎛ s᎛ɪʟʟ ɪsÉŽ'ᮛ ᮀs ʙʀᎏᎋᎇɎ ᮀs ᎘ᎀ᎛ʀᎏɎ Ꭱᎀʀʀɪᎏʀ.
twitch chat
September 2015
strifecro

Hearthstone

Fabulous

⊂_ボ 　   　　 (　•_•) F 　　　 <　⌒ボ A 　　　/ 　 ぞ B 　　 /　　/　 U 　　 　ノ　　 ボ_぀ L 　　/　/ O 　 /　/| U 　(　(ボ S 　|　|、 　| äž¿  ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　L (_
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December 2020

T1 new logo

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⣠⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⣻⣿⡟⠋⠁⠐⣺⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⠉⣰⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⣎⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⢀⣀⡀⢀⣌⣿⠋⠄⠄⢀⣟⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⢠⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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July 2021
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