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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego
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When spam, my text automatically go to the smallest size
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Κ·Κ°α΅αΆ° Λ’α΅α΅α΅, α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅Λ£α΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«αΆ«ΚΈ α΅α΅ α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆ«αΆ«α΅Λ’α΅ Λ’αΆ¦αΆ»α΅β
αΆ¦ αΆα΅αΆ° α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅αΆ¦αΆ»α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅Κ³ α΅αΆ¦Λ£α΅αΆ« α΅αΆ°α΅ αΆ¦αΆ°αΆΚ³α΅α΅Λ’α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅ Λ’α΅αΆ¦α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ αΆα΅α΅Λ’αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅Κ³α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅αΆ° α΅αΆ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅Κ·α΅Κ³β
α΅αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅αΆα΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆαΆ¦α΅αΆ°αΆΚΈ
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As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post
You fucked up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now fuck boy
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ASCENDED invisible spam
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Le budget Toucan has arrived
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<(Β°) Le budget Toucan has arrived
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Gay chicken
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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
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