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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego
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Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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Born to be a Twitch channel mod
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You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. I catch a glimpse of copypasta, the adrenaline starts pumping. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. My streamer calls for a chat ban, I erase that motherfucker from the history books of this channel. There is no !command I wonβt code, no timeout I wonβt give, no Twitch laws I wonβt overlook, and no order I wonβt obey to make my streamer happy. And if you become his problem, well, Iβm sorry to say that Iβll become yours.
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when were you when john lenin dies
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donβt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itβs my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iβll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iβll walk around my house and pick up various different βtrinketsβ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like βIβll be having thatβ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (βtrinketsβ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iβm 99% sure they donβt know itβs me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Confessions
Watch out I'm driving (Truck)
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WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING
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β(@)βββββββ(@)(@)βββββββββββββ(@)β
WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING
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β(@)βββββββ(@)(@)βββββββββββββ(@)β