[Copypasta] Quit my job from the burritos factory to play League

twitchquotes: Dear Qtipie Im Osvaldo Enchilada, Im from a very far away country named Mexico (the bornplace of fabbby) and I really want to become a pro, like you, Im gona quit my job from the burritos factory, and start playing, Im in silver IV but I will be challenger, and be a hero to my 7 childs, god bless and never stop burning those marijuanas boy.
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December 2014
imaqtpie
What happened to this ad? :(
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YOU DIRTY SELLOUT

twitchquotes: Hi qtpie, my name is Dave, and I work at YOU DIRTY SELLOUT. We at the YOU DIRTY SELLOUT team are huge fans, and we would be willing to come to a large cash agreement if you engage in SELLOUT activities on stream. Look forward to it.
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October 2014
imaqtpie

sellout

Doot diddity donger cuckerino

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob ๐““๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฌ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ธ CoolStoryBob
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Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house

twitchquotes: Michael, this is Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house and killed Scarra. The legend says the one that carrys the mark of the donger on his forehead is destined to stop the dark lord. Please Michael avenge Scarra!
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October 2014
imaqtpie

You guess it right, its Michael Santana

twitchquotes: my hairs too long, ResidentSleeper but not my bananna, ResidentSleeper you guessed it right, ResidentSleeper its michael santana ResidentSleeper
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July 2017
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League of Legends

SHOW YOUR KNEECAPS TO THE WORLD QTPIE

twitchquotes: All my life has led to this one moment. It could happen. But it could also dissipate before my very eyes. This is it. This is MY DREAM. Show them to me Qtpie, fuck dude, SHOW THEM TO THE WORLD! KNEECAPS. We all know you have them. NOW GIVE THEM TO ME. Plz no copy pasterino....
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August 2014
imaqtpie
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