[Copypasta] Mill druid is a great example of the theory of relativity

I meet Nigerian Princess on Internet

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp. You say you welly unlucky last few days. I've been unlucky last few years. But ever since i start watch your stream last week my luck improve. I meet nigerian princess on internet who promise me 100 billion usd and a full golden Ragnaros

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Lower case is for the lower class

twitchquotes: ╰༼ಠʖ̯ಠ༽ﾉ LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS ╰༼ಠʖ̯ಠ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high

twitchquotes: Hei Kripparina, Dr. Enrico Salterino here. Your blood PJSalt

level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the PJSalt

level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Salt Down Zone

twitchquotes: Attention: Thank you for coming to Kripp Aryan's show! The greatest show on Earth! Please, those of you in rows 1-8 must be aware you are in the "Salt Down Zone". If you do not want to be sprayed with salt, please see attendant. We have complimentary ponchos. Enjoy the show!.

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

Kripp ignores chat draft

twitchquotes: As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"

twitch chat

November 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Mill druid is a great example of the theory of relativity

I meet Nigerian Princess on Internet

Lower case is for the lower class

Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high

Salt Down Zone

Kripp ignores chat draft

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