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Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Avatarmelon
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Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four melon nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked. Only the Avatarmelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the melon world needed him most, he vanished.
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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I wanna troll Reynard too
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How do I do the salt emote I wanna troll Reynard too
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Reynad is inspiring
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Reynad, you have inspired me so much. Without you I would never have been able to come to terms with my genital warts and how they are natural. I am no longer ashamed of them and would like you to someday see them! Thank you.
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If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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