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I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ q***f as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection
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Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player. Whatever is going on in your laddering right now, please know that you go face and you only ever go face. You are skilled.