[Copypasta] Trump captains Australian TSM division

twitchquotes: Today pro-gaming team TSM announced that their star Hearthstone player Jeffrey "Trump" Shih will be moving to Australia to captain their new division, AuTSM. Way to go Trump!
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January 2015
Trump
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Hey NON Subs, Thanks for watching the ads for me

twitchquotes: ( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā•­āˆ©ā•® Hey NON Subs, Thanks for watching the ads for me ( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā•­āˆ©ā•® ( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā•­āˆ©ā•®
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June 2015
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plebs vs subs

This chat is now under the sole proprietorship of Sebastian "Forsen" Fors

twitchquotes: ******ATTENTION ***** ( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°) This chat is now under the sole proprietorship of Sebastian "Forsen" Fors. Please type forsen W (no space), into your chat box to verify yourself as a follower of Forsen. Those who do not verify themselves and are caught posting in this chat will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law ( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°).
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March 2015
Trump

Donald Trump said to Trump

twitchquotes: Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ā€œdid u Trump…Trump?ā€ He replied ā€œNo Trump I didn’t Trump while playing Trumps…Trumpā€, Trump then said ā€œsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumps…Trumpā€, He replied ā€œHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gaming…Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibbler…?ā€ Kappa
twitch chat
November 2014
Trump

Value Town was within reach

twitchquotes: Trump couldn’t wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, ā€œTuck Frump!ā€ He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. ā€œHe has the perfect cardsā€¦ā€ Kripp thought in his head, ā€œAn absolutely ridiculous deck.ā€ Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trump’s plump rump.
twitch chat
November 2014
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Hearthstone

One hour of Trump's streaming per evening

twitchquotes: I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening. Kappa
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March 2015
Trump
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