[Copypasta] MagicAmy copypasta

twitchquotes: Hey Reddit, I'm drafting a Rogue Arena deck and I'm 29 cards in. Should I pick Conceal (like how MagicAmy concealed her identity), Sap (like all of us were), or Vanish (like what MagicAmy is about to do)?
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February 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Another extremely unjust loss

twitchquotes: Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.
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September 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Twitch Armies

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=Β€ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ My name is Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the Twitch, General of the PJSalt Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::[]=Β€ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰
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February 2015
Kripp

MODS

salty

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp

Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG

twitchquotes: BlessRNG PLEASE LORD BlessRNG GIVE KRIPP BlessRNG BAD RNG BlessRNG SO WE MAY FEAST BlessRNG UPON HIS BlessRNG SALTY BOUNTY BlessRNG
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?

twitchquotes: (⌐ Ν‘β–’ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β–’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Call on me! (⌐ Ν‘β–’ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β–’) Yes little Dong? γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (⌐ Ν‘β–’ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β–’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κ•βŒ Ν‘β–’ ͜α΄₯ Ν‘β–’Κ”
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March 2015
Kripp
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