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╰(”◕﹏◕”)つ hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency ╰(”◕﹏◕”)つ
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Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
More Kripp Copypastas
Take my energy Kripp
twitchquotes:
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 
TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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Kripp
Levitating a hockey stick
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲_____ don't mind me, just levitating a hockey stick
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Kripp
The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed
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The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed, the countless years of veganism finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he tells Rania "K"
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Kripp
I am... the Kripp
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My name is Octavian Morosan, and I am the saltiest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary vegan, but secretly, with the help of my friends at P.E.T.A. Labs, I play childrens card games and find other babies like me. I BM'd the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats. And I am the only one salty enough to complain about going second. them. I am... The Kripp!
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Kripp
Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand
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Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks 
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Kripp