[Copypasta] Feminist deck

twitchquotes: Kripp you should make a feminist deck with double equality and faceless manipulator (because all are equal), double stonetusk boar (because all men are swines) and a lot of beast synergy (because all men are animals). Thanks Kripp
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I'm Tanner jr. btw!

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, I just turned 5 years old! My dad says I'm pretty good at this game at that I should watch your stream to learn how not to play bad. He says he stole your high school girlfriend. Oh yeah, I'm Tanner Jr. btw! Nice to meet you!
twitch chat
May 2019
Kripp

Tanner from High School

A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is average” β˜‘ β€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like that” β˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turn” β˜‘ "He had several cards" β˜‘ β€œThere were multiple options open to me” β˜‘ β€œI played that"
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

ULU

twitchquotes: β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–„ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp

I am the PUBG MOBILE elite pro killer

twitchquotes: They criticized me. They called called me the salt mine. They called me the hs arena cry-baby. But look at me now. I am the PUBG MOBILE elite pro killer. Navy SEALs have nothing on me. Get gud chat cause I'm coming for you.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

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