[Copypasta] Feminist deck

twitchquotes: Kripp you should make a feminist deck with double equality and faceless manipulator (because all are equal), double stonetusk boar (because all men are swines) and a lot of beast synergy (because all men are animals). Thanks Kripp
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Greek Prime Minister Georgios Pastopoulos

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, this is Greek Prime Minister Georgios Pastopoulos, since you left our exports of 'BROFISTS' have dropped to 0 and the economy is in shambles. What little food we can afford is used to feed a sad betrayed cat we found. Please come back.
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Type !sellout to receive your free brofist

twitchquotes: Kripparrian is giving away TWO BROFISTS during this weekโ€™s Hyper X giveaway! Type !sellout to receive your free brofist or some RAM or whatever. Remember to subscribe, follow and no copypasta focaccia lasagna
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

sellout

Hey chat this is your real rank

twitchquotes: 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 hey chat this is your real rank โŽ LUL
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May 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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