[Copypasta] I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being misplayed during tournaments and silencing the incorrect cards. People say to me that a person being an owl is ridiculous and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a genetic engineer put ironbeak owl DNA into my body, equipping me with feathers, beaks, and the power to silence others. From now on I want you guys to call me "Owlsen" and respect my right to silence from above and silence needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an owlphobe and need to check your animal privilege. Thank you for understanding.
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March 2015

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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Can we all stop hating on Amaz for a moment?

twitchquotes: Can we all stop hating on Amaz for a moment? I mean, yes, he is a colossal fake cunt, moneysucking parasite, and selfish prick. But he is one of the few representations of the gay community in Hearthstone.
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June 2015

Hearthstone

KappaPride

Iā€™m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: Iā€™m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

Hearthstone

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—怀ļ¼­ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½–ļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½Œļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½„怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½’ļ½‹ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½™ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ¼«ļ½…ļ½Œā€™ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½•ļ½šļ½ļ½„ļ¼į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Chess is too basic for Kripp

twitchquotes: "Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
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November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Giant tropical Kripparians

twitchquotes: Giant tropical Kripparians share their territories with Hearthstone players. Despite never getting to legendary, he's a nimble player. As quick as lightning, just like the player he's killing, the Kripparian has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing salt. Even pros aren't immune from an ambush. This Kripparian is an arena player.
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July 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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