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NEVER LUCKY
NEVER LUCKY
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What happened to this ad? :(
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John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS
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Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
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Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion
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hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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βοΈβοΈβοΈATTENTION 2003 KIDSβοΈβοΈβοΈ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you
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My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
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Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age
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Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your bodyβs nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
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