[Copypasta] You have been hand picked to be recruited by the FBI

twitchquotes: Hey YOU. Yes YOU! You are the only one who can see this message. You have been hand picked to be recruited by the FBI. But in order to hire you we need to know that you are on your alert, even if it comes to text in a chat box. Please copy and paste this so we know that you have seen it. Good luck and God Bless.
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž― Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž―
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔞 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔞ℕ 𝕆ℕ𝔞 ℂð”ļℕ 𝕎𝕀𝔞𝕃ð”ŧ 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕊𝕎𝕆ℝð”ŧ ð”ļℕð”ŧ ℕ𝕆𝕋 ð”đ𝔞 𝕊𝕃ð”ļ𝕀ℕ ð”―ð•†â„ 𝟙𝟘𝕄𝕀ℕ ð”đ𝕐 𝕀𝕋'𝕊 ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔞ℝ. ð”ļℝ𝔞 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍ𝔞 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔞ℕ 𝕆ℕ𝔞? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 ℙð”ļ𝕊𝕋ð”ļ ð”ļℕð”ŧ ð”―ð•€â„•ð”ŧ 𝕆𝕌𝕋!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Obey the call of Kripp'Thuzad

twitchquotes: āžž šŲ„͟š āž― Minions, (āļ‡ â€ĒĖ€_â€ĒĖ)āļ‡ servants, <:::::[]=ÂĪāžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰ soldiers of the cold dark, obey the call of ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖâ•Ūͥʘ) Kripp'Thuzad ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖâ•Ūͥʘ)!!!
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Brofist and crofist

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I am a lawyer and I represent StrifeCro. I notice that your 'brofist' is strikingly similar to StrifeCro's 'crofist'. Given that StrifeCro owns the 'fisting' patent, I request that you immediately cease and desist from 'brofisting' any more subs, or my client will take you to court. Yours sincerely, Eddie Barristerino.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Perfect Pharaoh Pyramid

deIlluminati only real Pharaoh can built this perfect pyramid TBTacoLeft TBTacoRight . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me ! TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBCheesePull TBTacoRight
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp
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