In 1992 a man named Micheal Santana was born. Before even being a Double Decade old he was a celebrity. As king of the Big Dick Club, Micheal boasted a massive 76-inch Donger. With his donger her conquered many a foe and is revered as one of the greatest men alive. With his daily blessings to his following he has amassed quite an army. I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!
My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
twitchquotes:My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
ok guys, yesterday i was playing call of duty and then when my game finished i decided to check de leaderboards to see my position and now that all the girls stop reading this ***, where do i find good porn?
I sold my sandwich to learn about the Lucian level 2 power spike
twitchquotes:Hey, qtPie this is the NSA (National Service of Agriculture). If you do not start getting some cs soon, we will have to revoke your farmer license