[Copypasta] Please say you're sorry

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am a 14 year old boy from Canada. I played you today in arena and I won, I was excited to beat a famous player like you! I opened your stream, and I felt bad because you said I played badly and won because of luck. Please say you're sorry or I'll never play Hearthstone again. Please no copy pasterino 10th graderino
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April 2015
Kripp
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When drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 when drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm , i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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August 2014
Kripp

My eyes are open

twitchquotes: 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣 MY EYES, ARE OPEN 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣
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October 2014
Kripp

Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C .... I came to warn you about the extinction of Herbivores and the 'never lucky' curse it bestows on us. Kripp, you must eat meat immediately! If you don't, a giant "MEAT-EOR" will crash into earth and extinct us all... again... Us Herbivores were wrong. WE WERE WRONG! WutFace
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April 2017
Kripp

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Let us out lettuce points

twitchquotes: Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) was first discovered by Octavian Morosan in 2019. A leafy, green vegatable, he named it lettuce after the frantic cries from his wife and two dogs chained in the basement of, "Let us out!"
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March 2019
Kripp
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