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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
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!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
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!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoโs mom
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoโs mom. I noticed you havenโt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnโt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weโre never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donโt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Hearthstone
Rania is playing hardstone
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The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
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Hearthstone
NaCl deficiency disorder
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Hello Kripp, your stream has changed my life completely. I suffer from severe NaCl (salt) deficiency disorder. I had to visit the hospital 5 times a week for salt injections. However, watching your stream supplies me enough salt through the screen. You saved me money time and effort. I can't thank you enough. I owe u my life.
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salty
Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater
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Hi Kripp it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.
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